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Love the green. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by Lydia_K@lemmy.world to c/luigimangione@lemmy.world

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[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 136 points 4 months ago

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

IT SAID NO FURTHER ACTION WAS REQUIRED

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That instruction is for the person you downloaded the meme from. I still got to post it after I download.... If I don't op gets to fuck my mother.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Op fucking your mother is only a matter of time anyway it's just not his turn yet.

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 4 months ago

am bi, would fuck

next question

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

Am straight, would also fuck

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 4 months ago

Am fuck, would gay

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh no! Is this a cat?
It seems assembled incorrectly...

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

How the fuck

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 months ago

Cats are liquid

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Looks right to me.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

You can tell that feels so good

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 4 months ago

Billionaire CEOs and giant corporations are already fucking us, so why not!

[-] PyroNeurosis 19 points 4 months ago

Am ace. Not thrilled about the fucking, but I'd be around for the aftercare catering.

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to sniff the hole of the last person he fucked.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago

Well, I can't un-read that...

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 5 points 4 months ago

But would you slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie?

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

I thought I was straight...

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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 49 points 4 months ago

God he’s so fuckin’ hot.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

I'm a gay woman, but I have to agree

[-] FringeTheory999@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

I'm a straight man, and I concur.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

BERZERKER

[-] norevolutionsontv@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah, straight af and I can tell that dudes fuckin pretty as hell. 🤣 I don't even know why, but I can tell. 🤔

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Straight men who are secure in their sexuality have no problem talking about how attractive another man is.

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[-] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Btw is he wearing a bulletproof vest? Smart

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 55 points 4 months ago

No, I believe that's a bullet proof east.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Don't mock his accent. His English is wery good otherwise.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

* othervise
common mistake

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Is this from Kanye’s book of baby names?

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[-] vodka@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

He's probably being forced to by the police to make him look more dangerous. Somehow?

At least that was the theory that was floating around for the first couple photos of him with one.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Yep his lawyer objected to him being perp walked everywhere with like a dozen SWAT dudes and cuffs, manacles, and a vest bc it makes him look guilty - but they're doing it anyway.

That's why he was wearing shoes without socks and ankle-cut pants that day in court, I think - there are close up shots of the manacles and they look ridiculous on him with him in his cute lil loafers looking like a fancy lad.

[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

They'll tell you its for his protection so that he cant be assassinated... but we all know thats complete bullshit and its for the optics

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yep. Why would anyone assassinate him? It doesn't make sense. He doesn't have any hidden information. If you think he did it, well, he's already on trial for murder. Who is that not enough for?

It's dumb.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

I don't know him wearing a bulletproof vest makes me feel like the other people are the ones that are dangerous and he's the one that's in danger of being harmed by the actual violent people?

[-] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

While I may not agree with his method I do appreciate his commitment and resolve.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

I'll say, I agree with his method. It was damn effective.

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

I am trying to think of other ways…

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Keep us posted.

[-] xye@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Or don’t, let the headlines do it for you.

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[-] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

I swear if he's acquitted and doesn't start an OF, he will have still committed a crime yk

[-] djsoren19 14 points 4 months ago

God I would let this man do things to me.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Just as a precaution you don't happen to be a CEO or anything right? I mean he would probably do things to you if you were but maybe not what you had in mind.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago

A bullet proof vest, as though anyone wants him killed that isn't a moneyed interest. Those folks have people killed in their jail cells and try to pass it off as suicide.

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[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

its the eyebrows.