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[-] amino 49 points 2 months ago

he probably wouldn't even die, he'd just spread it to as many people as possible so he can turn it into a global pandemic and kill off the "undesirables"

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Like his herpes?

[-] TheAlbatross 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

P sure bird flu is less severe than your bog standard flu in humans, it's major risk is the damage to the food infrastructure.

That is to say, I get what you're getting at, but, thankfully, the risk of another global pandemic with the scope and damage like with COVID-19 is incredibly low, or at least that's what my buddies in the medical field are saying.

Edit: well dang it might be more dangerous than I was led to believe

[-] amino 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

your buddies are absolutely divorced from reality. if they're epidemiologists they should quit their jobs

[-] Neoinvin@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the h5n1 bird flu has a cfr of 48%

[-] kbotc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

From what we saw in the Canadian teen: It’s only a mutation away from ripping through humans in a real bad way. It picked up the mutation it needed to switch from preferring the alpha 2,3 receptor plentiful in birds to the alpha 2,6 sialic acids that are plentiful in the human nose, throat and lungs when the teen was infected. That teen then developed ARDS and she needed to be intubated.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

Your buddies in the medical field need to have their licenses reevaluated.

[-] TheAlbatross 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm thinking now that particular line may have been dripping with their personal brand of deadpan sarcasm and I missed this by hearing it second hand.

This has been a great example of learning about something by being wrong about it on the internet, though

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Thank goodness, I hope you're right. I have family working at various licensing boards, and I've been hearing of too many medical professionals completely ignoring their microbiology or ethics classes and peddling conspiracy nonsense.

[-] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Elon will get fucked, since he's already a chicken.

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on 'Daily Show' Interview Offer https://search.app/q7ZWc8e9BMM3zA8G7

[-] VeganCheesecake 27 points 2 months ago

Why use a Google link shortener with tracking, instead of linking to the Hollywood reporters site directly.

Or, more to the point, why use a Google app that replaces links you want to share with redirects?

[-] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

I'll be honest, I'm not very tech savvy. I thought, going to the website (using my phone) and using the share/copy link option was good enough. If you let me know how to avoid these inconveniences, I'll implement such an approach next time.

[-] VeganCheesecake 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Depends on your process. Are you using the Google (Search) App? I don't think you can turn that off in there. I'd take a look at using a different Browser. If you're on iOS, Safari is probably fine, if you're on Android, I'd think about using Firefox (Google Play), or if you're feeling daring, Fennec, a more privacy focused version of Firefox (F-droid).

The UX will be different, and you gotta decide whether you're fine with that, but at least those won't change the links you're trying to share.

[-] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the information. I'm browsing Lemmy using Sync on my android phone and I'll browse articles sometimes using duckduckgo, mozilla, or Google search app

[-] Baleine@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe try using the "open in firefox/chrome" before

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

A surprising amount of people on iOS use the "Google App" as a browser

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Is that his exwife? What's she even doing on twitter?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

She's garbage just like him

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I don't know the ins and outs of their relationship but the impression I got was that they weren't "together" in a traditional sense.

[-] Franklin@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

i have this handy applicator that lets you skip that step, point and click, hk makes it.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Or failing that, use the eggs to give Elon super high cholesterol.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Rip the 12th chicken :'(

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