[-] TheAlbatross 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I used to answer unknown numbers, back in the age of human callers, "Michael Dorn, FCC" which usually ended the call tho one guy did reply "Mannnn you ain't Worf!" Before hanging up.

I don't think any of that matters in the age of robo dialing and computer calling. For example, I answer my work calls with my name and company. The robo calls don't even recognize that as a response and say silent until I say "hello?" Which triggers the next part of the program's responses.

[-] TheAlbatross 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I guess we're both the "other people"

[-] TheAlbatross 3 points 3 days ago

Also vouching for this stuff.

It's my cornerstone keep in the pantry trick for lazy vegan meal prep and fuck I get so many compliments on the meals I make with it

[-] TheAlbatross 14 points 3 days ago

Perhaps a filling bead from a stuffed thing?

[-] TheAlbatross 7 points 4 days ago

Honey this is gross she's better off without ya

[-] TheAlbatross 35 points 4 days ago

I cannot fathom why you would want to date someone you don't want as a friend unless you're just horny about them and misdirecting that into romance.

[-] TheAlbatross 52 points 4 days ago

Why's their neck look like that

[-] TheAlbatross 3 points 4 days ago

Here's vouching for shapez 2 and their dev team clearly having a phenomenal handle on what makes a factory game fun. They've distilled it to its essence while keeping things casual and relaxed. There's no resource limits or biters to worry about, just build the factory using their intuitive UI and blueprint system and have fun at your own pace.

[-] TheAlbatross 10 points 4 days ago

That might be true and my opinion on AI may differ should the shackles of capitalism be broken.

But they're not so it's slop and harmful.

[-] TheAlbatross 14 points 4 days ago

The cops had a booth at the festival I was at yesterday, but it was tucked into a corner with a booth for a fucking church and everyone just avoided that side. Suboptimal, I was so shocked there was a fucking church booth

[-] TheAlbatross 23 points 4 days ago

Wild to report on pro union news but use Gen AI instead of real art.

That sucks ass

[-] TheAlbatross 18 points 4 days ago

Crinch Noge??

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submitted 6 months ago by TheAlbatross to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

My boyfriend's goyishe family won't appreciate how good it is nor what a tzimmes it is to make the dang thing, but it'll pair nicely with some brie.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheAlbatross to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one's true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

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submitted 1 year ago by TheAlbatross to c/risa@startrek.website

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/8238224

Doc, I think something is wrong with my head, I can't sleep lately

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by TheAlbatross to c/gunpla@lemmy.world

I got an idea to some candy coated metals and I'm looking to see if I can find a good recommendation on a super fine black gloss primer in a rattle can.

I got this can of Behr Premium from Home Depot, but I think the paint is a tad thick and I was hoping for a glossier finish.

Any y'all got any recommendations? I was also considering trying an automotive primer because I figured they'd be glossier.

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