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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 month ago

Musk seems like the kind of D&D player who would

  • Build a horrible character (frankly impressive in 5e, which is pretty simple in terms of choices to make at the start). Like, a bard with 8 charisma, or a rogue with no dex
  • Or, pay someone else to build their character, and then not know how to play it.
  • And/or induce the other players to murder him (in the game)
[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago

pay someone else to build their character, and then not know how to play it.

This 100% sounds like how he's handling Xitter.

[-] shani66@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

I was gonna suggest he'd play Pathfinder, but actually i think he'd talk about playing Pathfinder before going to a 5e game and doing exactly what you said

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago

Elon Musk's ideal DM would be a doll that just says "Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly" on loop forever.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He has one of those already, has a big fancy dollhouse and everything.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

As if Elon has the patience to play D&D. Dude can’t even play video games without hiring somebody to level up his character for him.

[-] BalderSion@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 1 month ago

Elon: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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