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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

It's going to be so expensive to fix all the damage this government is doing when America next has sensible government

So many skills lost, so many systems broken

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Isn't it a payments database? One client could have multiple payments. You wouldn't expect client IDs to be unique

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 329 points 1 week ago

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 121 points 1 week ago

He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

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[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 267 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm sure folks on here know this, but you know, there's also that 10K a day that don't so...

What makes this especially funny, to me, is that SSN is the literal text book example (when I was in school anyway) of a "natural" key that you absolutely should never use as a primary key. It is often the representative example of the kinds of data that seems like it'd make a good key but will absolutely fuck you over if you do.

SSN is not unique to a person. ~~They get reused after death, and a person can have more than one in their lifetime (if your id is stolen and you arduously go about getting a new one).~~ Edit: (See responses) It seems I'm misinformed about SSNs, apologies. I have heard from numerous sources that they are not unique to a person, but the specifics of how it happens are unknown to me.

And they're protected information due to all the financials that rely on them, so you don't really want to store them at all (unless you're the SSA, who would have guessed that'd ever come up though!?)

It's so stupid that it would be hilarious if people weren't dying.

[-] senkora@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 week ago

Small correction to an otherwise great explanation: SSNs are not recycled after death.

**Q20:  *Are Social Security numbers reused after a person dies?*****A:  No. We do not reassign a Social Security number (SSN) after the number holder's death. Even though we have issued over 453 million SSNs so far, and we assign about 5 and one-half million new numbers a year, the current numbering system will provide us with enough new numbers for several generations into the future with no changes in the numbering system.

https://www.ssa.gov/history/hfaq.html

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[-] vormadikter@startrek.website 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thanks for (starting to) explain this concept to people not accustomed to how the US does their shit.

See, where i live, we used to have for example a Tax-Number. That was a thing the taxdepartment used to identify a person. But if you move from city a to city b, that numbers changes. So if you move a lot, you will have numerous of these.
Now, some 15 years back, the Tax-ID was introduced (fellow residents at this point will lnow it might be Germany) and this number is a one-in-a-kind ID that will only be assigned to you. They create it shortly after birth. My sons first registraion ID was this, before anyrhing else. You will also get a uniqie healthcare-ID that also works like that.

So...how does that work in the US and why is habing a changing number that is not unique helpful? Or what is Elon not getting? I dont get it either because I dont know how this works for you.

Thanks in advance to shed light on this.

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It doesn't. There is no truely unique ID in the US.

Source: myself. Worked on health insurance and it was hell.

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[-] SuperEars@lemmy.world 250 points 1 week ago

I remember seeing this after he bought Twitter

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[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 182 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You know, the thing that always seemed really scary about the OG Nazis is that they were competent, intelligent, put-together people that were just fucking evil. Then you look at the US Nazis and the fucking bozo density is off the charts, but they seem to be succeeding anyway.

Three possibilities come to mind:

  • These bozos are going to find out, hard and soon.
  • The OG Nazis were actually bozos too.
  • Competence and intelligence doesn't actually matter in running a fascist regime

The OG Nazis were actually bozos too, they just had very good propaganda. So good that you're still seeing the effects today.

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

They were more competent bozos. They ran Germany the way that your stupid friend gets laid more often because they aren’t smart enough to be embarrassed by themselves and they know only one goal.

Whereas these guys run America like an ugly stupid person that insists that no, actually, they have already in fact convinced you to sleep with them despite what your words say and the goal is to confuse you into bed.

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[-] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 68 points 1 week ago

the OG Nazis were dumb as bricks lmao. Weird nerds with massive egos half of which believed in magic.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

The nazis weren't as competent and intelligent as you suggest, that work was outsourced to IBM - Yes, that IBM.

You know that Watson product that IBM sells and advertises so often? R one that plays chess and was on jeopardy (Fun!) Turns out that Watson was the name of the dude that signed off on them accelerating the Holocaust for the nazis. Some believe the nazis couldn't have been nearly as efficient at unrepentant large scale murder without IBM joining the fray, yet they skate on by...

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

It's absolutely the second one. They basically all had brain damage from ww1 (who knew explosions are bad for you) and several of them including Hitler were drugged the fuck up. Julius Streicher was a clown, but not like a funny or sad clown, more like pathetic, like honestly comparable to someone from 8chan. Goebbels was a creepy loser. Hitler was a meth addict with ibs and anger issues who spent his last days just destroying the air quality of the bunker he would die in and kept invading countries despite already being at war. Heidrich died by personally chasing after antifascists who happened to have a grenade. And that's not touching on their archeological or spiritual beliefs which are on par with qanon for believability and sensibility

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 154 points 1 week ago

As someone who has literally helped the government use SQL for over a decade, this is huge news.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

Elon and DOGE should really look into all of those Oracle contracts the Fed pays for. Must be all inefficiency and fraud.

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[-] quirzle@lemmy.zip 147 points 1 week ago

Calling someone a retard for believing something that's obviously true is straight out of the flat-Earther playbook.

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[-] cupcakezealot 143 points 1 week ago

Elon is basically what a dumb kid thinks smart people sound like

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 128 points 1 week ago

Elon starting to comment on technical matters was the moment I learned he was actually completely beyond incompetent, since I have some actual expertise on the subject. Right around the time he bought Twitter and commented publicly on its architecture.

This is further evidence to that point

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 45 points 1 week ago

He's the Steven Segal of futurism

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[-] Jonnynny@lemm.ee 117 points 1 week ago

He got community-noted for being wrong. Per usual, it's only a matter of time before he deletes his post.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 45 points 1 week ago

More likely, he'll delete the community note

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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago

Sure as hell did when I worked there

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[-] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 1 week ago

Jesus Fucking Christ !!!

What does Elmo think the government use ? MongoDB, because its Web Scale [0]?

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

[-] suy@programming.dev 52 points 1 week ago

Ah, a classic watch. :-)

Elon probably thinks that SQL is MS SQL Sever, MySQL, or some such.

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Lmao we’re gonna get to watch eel-on-musk and all of his dipshit wünderkinds speedrun through all of the pitfalls a junior DBA / data engineer is liable to make, and they’re gonna do it on prod, and prod is the US government.

What could possibly go wrong

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 94 points 1 week ago

Isn’t Oracle a big government supplier with millions if not billions worth of contracts?

Elon is a fraud but for someone who claims he created one of the Web’s first e-commerce sites this level of ignorance is embarrassing

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everything uses SQL. The world fucking runs on SQL

(yes I know SQL isn't something that you can "run" something on yadda yadda...)

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[-] Star 86 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A government official known for performing a nazi salute just broadcast an ableist slur.

Cool cool cool

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 86 points 1 week ago

“Your tax dollars are being stolen”

Rare moment of clarity from our global barony.

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[-] Sal@mander.xyz 76 points 1 week ago

Someone needs to explain to Musk how to debug with the JSON so that the ipv6 GUI does not overflow into the git API front-end

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[-] oakey66@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago

Maury determined that this was a lie.

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[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Whenever Elon speaks of programming, he just spouts the most delusional Point-Haired Boss bullshit imaginable. Truly, he has been promoted to the level of his incompetence.

(It is also highly ironic considering the Dilbert creator's politics.)

[-] dragonlobster@programming.dev 63 points 1 week ago

It's hard to figure out what he's talking about , when he says the "whole social security database". Like in which tables are they duplicated? Does it mean the entire row is duplicated or just the SSN, it might make sense to be duplicated depending on the schema. Is it an append only db, so there might be updated columns on the same ssn and you need to filter by the latest update timestamp? Who knows.

But also, saying that there's a "social security database" and then following that up by the govt "doesn't use SQL" so.. the db is actually just a spreadsheet? A .txt file? The SSNs are just written down in someone's notebook? Lol

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

The more this dipshit talks about programming the more I'm convinced that he's got absolutely no clue how any of it works. Like, he's famous for creating PayPal, I'm really wondering if he paid someone to code that shit and just took credit (and all the money from its sale).

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[-] ansiz@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

If SSN based fraud is the program then let's establish an actual federal identification number. Even the Social Services bureau tried to get everyone to not use it as the end all source of truth. They only created it for social security benefits, literally only that purpose.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago
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[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 week ago

He sure is loose with that r-word…

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[-] Goldholz 50 points 1 week ago

He used to be regarded as tony stark. Nah he is Justin Hammer. Steals ideas implements them shit and has no idea about anything

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[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 49 points 1 week ago

Musk doesn't understand database design (or the existence of PRIMARY KEY ()), surprise.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 week ago

Tax dollars are definitely being stolen... by this unelected buffoon

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[-] SilentKettle@lemmy.wtf 45 points 1 week ago

Musk seems to think Musk is a tech genius, but really he was just born into money and used it to buy a bunch of companies. In fairness he was able to recognise which companies to buy, doesn't mean he knows anything about databases though.

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[-] oo1@lemmings.world 45 points 1 week ago
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[-] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago

That's what he does. Not understand things.

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