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The government doesn't use SQL
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Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.
Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.
He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain
Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.
2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.
BTC? No way, that's way too sane. It's going to be DOGE.
Nah it'll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down
It's not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.
Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they'd do.
He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?
Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It'll get censored! /s
I wouldn’t be giving him any ideas unless I founded a company and he bought his way in