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[-] floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

that would kill you anyway...

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago

Adam Savage

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.

[-] loomi@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

#1 douchebag for that particular job site

[-] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 7 points 2 months ago

Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.

[-] IndieGamer4449 15 points 2 months ago

Texan oil pumping

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Super Bowl Commercial.

[-] bisby@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago
[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 9 points 2 months ago

I don't need the job. I need the hat.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you wear it, they will come.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Professional Bull-rider?

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Annie, are you okay?

[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago
[-] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

[-] bitchwhore@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

a one man village people band

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 2 months ago

Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Construction cowboy

[-] knacht1@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Crane operator.

They never get dirty.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The foreman, of course

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"

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