A climate crisis! Global famine coming soon!
It'll be like the Mad Max series with fewer cars and more cannibalism. (You think I'm kidding?)
The reward waiting for you at the end is crippling debt.
Only if you get student loans. Just don't go to college! It's not like the world needs doctors, scientists, engineers, dentists, teachers, meteorologists, judges, librarians, well-educated citizens in general... Oh wait.
I can't even eat the ramen any more. I found out I have celiac.
Also, more ramen in your thirties.
At least in my 40s I can afford to add an egg.
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his egg.
Dude in my 40,s can't afford the egg. It getting rough out here.
no need to wait
Hold up, am I crazy or is this showing that the temperature at the North pole was 15 °C in January? What's the source of the picture? What were usual readings in previous years?
I think it means 15C warmer than before the industrial revolution
It looks like it's relative to the 2004-2013 average, actually. Note the years listed at the bottom.
I think it's showing it's 15 degrees warmer than normal, if I read it right.
There was hope then at least - eating ramen and working three jobs because the degree and the work was supposed to make things better. But then hitting your thirties and realizing that the mistake you made wasn’t being born wealthy.
Climate change waits for no one.
They're gonna be wishing ramen was as cheap as it was when they were young.
/me cracks egg into ramen
The new avocado toast.
Put avovado toast into ramen with eggs, now say goodbye to ever owning your home.
This is why you can't afford a house
Don’t forget the oligarchy!
*broligarchy
You're right - the climate is a-changin'!
I didn’t even get that fun shit. I became disabled and bedridden at 20.
Well at least you get to retire eventually.
Lol. JK. You're going to be a wage slave until you die, probably during the climate change induced famine.
Shitty? Those were the best times, it's all downhill from there.
This is so true for real. When I was in my 20s it's true, I had ramen almost every day, but I also had a constant friend group I was always around. I never went to college but I was close with highschool friends for years, until mid to late 20s. Then it just... Stopped.
What's this "waiting" bullshit?
It's chill, we're all gonna die of cancer from all the microplastics in our brains anyway. Or in Civil War II or something. Whatever.
That's why I spent my 20s doing drugs and banging everything that glanced in my general direction.
I am also no longer allowed at the zoo
I never was. As a precaution.
Or the art museum?
My man
And more ramen!
All that ramen is probably imported from Asia, so pound for pound quite an environmental travesty.
Actually a lot of it is made in the US. Shin Ramen, for example, is from Korea, but all the packages I've seen are made in a factory in California.
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