You're "free" to die in a cardboard box under a freeway

Actually... They made that illegal. You're free to rot in prison for being homeless, though!

And even if it doesn't, it'll still make hundreds of trillions of dollars doing it, so it was worth it in the end.

Goderator?

The Star Wars Trilogy Trilogy!

Who watches the watchmen?

Can't spell "minimum wage" without "minimum age!"

Stupid is as stupid does. Flint, MI, is still dealing with the fallout of lead in their drinking water.

Maybe Stanley should start putting uranium in their cups, too.

Don't be a villain, Jim Pillen

Make it retroactive so that everyone that's already retired has to come back and work an additional 3-5 years. Lazy boomers won't do it.

If you aren't aware already, most TVs have a dedicated "Game mode" that helps to sync the video and audio and reduce visual delay.

More like one of those federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prisons