Trump receives ‘first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle’ from Coca-Cola CEO (www.atlantanewsfirst.com)

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 35 points 6 hours ago

You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because "Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes" like its an original thought.

Well... Its my turn.

"This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!"

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.

“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 64 points 9 hours ago

In other words: Coca-cola doesn't have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 45 points 6 hours ago

In other words, Coca-Cola realized that they don't need to spend $1 million dollars, they can just slap "Special Boy" on a bottle for 6 cents and achieve the same result.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 12 points 5 hours ago

You don't think the coca cola company has a million to burn?

THE COCA COLA COMPANY?!!

They just know that donny will lap this tat up and ask for seconds

[-] QubaXR@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Did Coke just call him fat?

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the "not" in "not the Onion". I was like "haha, oh the Onion. They still got it."

Then I looked at the community again...

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 hours ago

Can coca cola please gift him more non-diet cokes so he can get diabeetus and die

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.

[-] Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 8 hours ago

Want to know something funny?

Coke won't allow anyone to put Jesus on Coke, but they'll happily put Trump on it.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago

I might not understand how Christianity does these things, but wouldn't putting Jesus on coke be sacrilegious as fuck?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 hours ago

Trump's probably a much better customer than Jesus.

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