Absolutely. They are stickup weapons, you pull them on someone on the other side of a register. The dude behind the counter will still shit himself.
Skibidi Toilet is also objectively fucking amazing.
If you dont look at it as "Stupid stuff on the internet" and instead reframe it as "Indie Scifi movie made by 1 person on a home pc using free tools" its a hell of an accomplishment. I've watched big budget movies from established studios that got less of an emotional response out of me.
I love my wife and daughter SO much I also wish they would fuck off for a whole weekend somewhere so I can live like I'm 22 again for 48 hours. I also feel guilty about wanting this but I feel like feeling guilty is what makes me not a bad person.
Its close enough to good.
I think he was more about the C
She's gonna rip her shirt and fuck an alien?
Money cant buy Happiness, but given the choice I'd rather do my crying in a Bentley.
I worked security in pubs, nightclubs and licenced venues for a decade and to this day, I do not wash my hands in public bathrooms. I touch as little as humanly possible and use paper towel to open the door.
My wife thinks its gross but Ive seen shit that cannot be unseen.
You have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.
Also potential flight risks, theres no shortage of people who would love to smuggle him out of the country.
The only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.
E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2
Mr Y, a1 3f b2
A1 means "Straight and unmarried" but 4d means "Totally a Pedo" and 3f means "Will probably call the police if you even hint at it" and b2 is "Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs"
Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who "Bubba" is... Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.
Because that 2 lifetimes table doesnt cost $800 thats what grandma paid for it in the 50s when buying a 4 bedroom house for $30,000 and working at the mill for 50 years was normal.
It also weighs 3 tons and given that you live in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment and have to move every 6 months to an even smaller shoebox that costs an increasing % of your income every damn time, Its probably for the best that your shit is disposable.


The 2020 election was rigged.