Im here because I'm fucking stubborn.

I hate the Reddit app, give me back RIF and I'll abandon this place in a heartbeat. Give me a paid Reddit option to fuck the adds off and Ill take it. Ill pay $20 a month not to have to listen to you neckbeards to try and make literally every conversation about capitalism, linux or Trump.

Bunch of one note ass motherfuckers, you think I dont know the world sucks? I want some escapism for fuck sake.

But fuck they had cool outfits.

I think all Nazi memorabilia should be burned, except for those sweet Hugo Boss long coats the SS got.

Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"

Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.

If you take my rawkit lawnchair you cant have any pizza rolls.

Dont watch this then.

I have all of those mini retro consoles and a very cheap projector onto an unprepped wall (mimics crt blur pretty well) and sometimes Ill play metal slug on a 3 meter screen for a few hours and teenage me thinks thats badass.

Serious answer?

I have an app on my phone that allows me to control my pellet grill as long as it and my phone have an internet connection.

Doing a 12 hr smoke, I can leave the house and monitor it while I go shopping, change the temps if its not acting right. I can set temperature alerts and then go around the house and my phone goes off when the meat hits a certain internal temp. Its really really handy.

Bacon grease chocolate chip cookies...

I shit you not.

Yep. I was poor and weird but I was also 6 foot tall and pretty big. Its amazing what one really good punch to the face of someone does to your rep for the rest of high school.

Wherw would "Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole." Sit?

Im 40, I have a mortgage, a boring and safe car, a stable union government job and Ive been married for 10 years.

Having my computer make pretty lights is one tiny glimmer of my youth left in my life and if you want to make me feel bad about that, you are a cunt.