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[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 77 points 5 days ago

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[-] TotallynotJessica 61 points 5 days ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 5 days ago

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[-] TotallynotJessica 29 points 5 days ago

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[-] Neptr 2 points 4 days ago

It tastes like dirt.

[-] laserm@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[-] TotallynotJessica 52 points 5 days ago

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[-] princessnorah 11 points 4 days ago

Are you me? x3

[-] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

Great, now there's two of them

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[-] Smorty 13 points 4 days ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 5 days ago

too bad you're not a real doctor

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Do you like to play the drums?

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

I'm getting better on the drums

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 4 days ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago

Can the worm tie good knots?

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago
[-] qaz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[-] germanatlas 5 points 5 days ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 4 days ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd

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