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I love melons so much
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My favorite 😋😋
This dad joke is very regional
But the law says we rock, melon.
Who the hell you calling a melon??
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
Me
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can't elope)
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Honey, do.
Rockmelon?
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
::groan::
::upvote::
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
Herbie Hancock intensifies...
Rock, melon-slice!
Muskmelon?
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch
Canoe?
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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