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I love melons so much (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

This dad joke is very regional

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

[-] aeternum 1 points 2 months ago

But the law says we rock, melon.

Who the hell you calling a melon??

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Are unable to marry?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 106 points 2 months ago

Cantaloupe (can't elope)

[-] Someguy89@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh dear that’s terrible

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That was much much better

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 2 months ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Are forbidden to wed?

[-] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

Are barred from matrimony?

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

[-] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Honey, do.

[-] youngalfred@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Rockmelon?

[-] puchaczyk 13 points 2 months ago

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

Way to early to ask for a threesome.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

::groan::

::upvote::

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.

[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Rock, melon-slice!

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Herbie Hancock intensifies...

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Muskmelon?

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Pop culture references that popped in my mind:

“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”

“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Canoe?

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024

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