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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

Are unable to marry?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 101 points 4 days ago

Cantaloupe (can't elope)

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 1 day ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[-] Someguy89@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Oh dear that’s terrible

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That was much much better

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 4 days ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Are forbidden to wed?

[-] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Are barred from matrimony?

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024

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