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[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

[-] Draghetta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

typical yank, africans don't complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

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[-] ColonelThirtyTwo@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[-] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.

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[-] Spezi@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[-] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[-] UnpledgedCatnapTipper 12 points 2 months ago
[-] HEXN3T 14 points 2 months ago

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

[-] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good

[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The moon landing launched from there., and that's about all I'm willing to give them.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Miami Vice was pretty good though.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] HEXN3T 4 points 2 months ago

Smh my head yes

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Bc it's so far past that it has become its own thing. Like there's "mental illness", and then there's "Florida"!:-P

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[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago
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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[-] Eyelessoozeguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760

[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Ah but obviously tourism would spike to see to see the lost city of ~~Atlantis~~ Florida

[-] kurtrude@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

From the information above and knowledge of how we populated most of this country, I think there is a strong possibility that whether you forged the river or caulked the wagon, the Mississippi river must have been tainted.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

It's all turtle island as far as I am concerned

[-] teije9 3 points 2 months ago

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Anyone care to explain to European noob what this means?

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Originally the US expanded quite slowly, due to difficulties in travel and surveying. States were small and communities were close together, about as far apart as a person could walk in a day. At the end of the 1700s, it was only about as big as the blue area in the post above. But in the 1800s, after the Louisiana Purchase, we began to very aggressively expand westward. The construction of the Intercontinental Railroad helped immensely, and towns were being built almost faster than they could name them. The government began giving away land for cheap or sometimes free for anyone who could develop it. Native Americans were forced off their land and onto reservations. State borders became straight lines encompassing vast areas.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's mostly a shitpost, but the US was originally only the East coast. Over time, the states spread more and more west, so it's saying that all these "new" states are basically a delusion.

[-] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3

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