What prevents anybody from calling? Or any self employed from giving themselves the title of CEO? Are they going to reject CFOs and other Cs?
Why do I think this will end up being "hotline for rich bastards"?
Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga's scammer-trapping labyrinth.
Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company's AI-hell phone tree.
I prefer my punishments to be ironic.
Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?
Strictly for those that don't need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.
There's a good chance that if this gets enough push back they'll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.
the rich always get a fast pass
I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍
I mean, it's not hard to become a CEO. It's not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.
And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don't feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.
Ironically, if you really wanted to make healthcare CEOs safer, you'd set up a hotline for people who have been denied medical coverage.
Hope leads to peace, despair leads to bullets.
if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.
Hmm... wait a minute, are you suggesting that we [Redacted by lemmy.world admins]?
Man i would love to read a transcription of that call hahaha!
"I walked into my private bathroom during the 15 minute "return to office pizza party and some animal had written DDD on the wall! I pay good money for this service, want a police escort for my coffee run!"
-Seeo the Clown
I hope being a CEO becomes the most dangerous job in the country making the job untenable until they all get replaced with wallstreetbets AI algo.
“No matter how angry we are, you cannot take a weapon, a ghost gun, put a silencer on and target someone and shoot them. That’s the bottom line,” said Adams
Actually big guy? Turns out you can
Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.
Someone needs to leak that number.
Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.
"We have to get over it."
Illustrious Donald Trump
sigh well that was a real nice secret CEO hotline we had once.
My head went to the exact same place.
What we really need is a murder support group
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