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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Man i would love to read a transcription of that call hahaha!

"I walked into my private bathroom during the 15 minute "return to office pizza party and some animal had written DDD on the wall! I pay good money for this service, want a police escort for my coffee run!"

-Seeo the Clown

I hope being a CEO becomes the most dangerous job in the country making the job untenable until they all get replaced with wallstreetbets AI algo.

“No matter how angry we are, you cannot take a weapon, a ghost gun, put a silencer on and target someone and shoot them. That’s the bottom line,” said Adams

Actually big guy? Turns out you can

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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