if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.
I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍
I mean, it's not hard to become a CEO. It's not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.
And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don't feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.
Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.
sigh well that was a real nice secret CEO hotline we had once.
My head went to the exact same place.
Ironically, if you really wanted to make healthcare CEOs safer, you'd set up a hotline for people who have been denied medical coverage.
Hope leads to peace, despair leads to bullets.
Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga's scammer-trapping labyrinth.
Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company's AI-hell phone tree.
I prefer my punishments to be ironic.
Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?
Strictly for those that don't need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.
Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.
"We have to get over it."
Illustrious Donald Trump
There's a good chance that if this gets enough push back they'll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.
What prevents anybody from calling? Or any self employed from giving themselves the title of CEO? Are they going to reject CFOs and other Cs?
Why do I think this will end up being "hotline for rich bastards"?
the rich always get a fast pass
What we really need is a murder support group
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