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New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs
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Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga's scammer-trapping labyrinth.
Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company's AI-hell phone tree.
I prefer my punishments to be ironic.