With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.
Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.
The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.
The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.
I'd like to think that I'd find a quick easy way to Luigi him but I know I'd just stare and look around for his security and be questioning my life choices that I was in the same room.
Why the fuck are you spending so much money getting to a dead planet when you could be spending money to save a living one?
There’s no magnetic field. What’s his long term plan there?
My guess is it’s a billionaire “I wanna” thing and it goes no further than that.
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don't recognize him and he gives me his name I say "hmmm, never heard of you."
Watch is ego implode.
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
"What happened to your concern about climate change?"
Followed by
"You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one"
Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.
Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates.
The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.
You've completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet.
He's going to make millions and get disproportionate power in government that he never would have gotten otherwise.
*billions
pretend not to know who he is
If my reaction the first time I saw a cybertruck IRL is any indication, I'd scream.
Mine was point and laugh, but I would react the same if seeing him IRL.
Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this "new older intern"
Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.
"It's obvious you're just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell"
Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?
Who did your hairplugs? I'd probably get my money back.
I'd just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I'd be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his "achievements" or why they're "important". It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.
What's a stab wound feel like?
"Can I have a dollar?"
If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I'd wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,
"Can I have another dollar?"
And then do this on repeat until he stops.
Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."
Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.
If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.
Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.
Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
Does this rag smell like bromine to you?
"How was it servicing trump?"
The only question I'd have for someone like him is.
"Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?" And then I'd try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.
"How many billions is enough?"
I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."
"Bet you can't end world hunger"
"Excuse me?"
"So, Bezos was right?"
"Now listen here you little shit.."
You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?
"Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass.... Is that why you two get along so well?"
Or on a more realistic note I'd ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he's using to justify his actions.
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