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Happy birthday, peon
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The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...
And the trash can right next to him
But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.
The hard plastic chairs with no cushion that break when you sit down too fast.
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That's where the happiness goes.
And his headset’s still on
Chef's kiss. 👌
Ate without table -3
That should easily be -30.
Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.
~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~
Ate human meat -5
Ate without table -60
We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course
Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.
Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.
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My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.
My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.
I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.
My company originally said you got two free days off per year, outside the accrued PTO: one for your birthday, and one for parity because office #2 got a state holiday that #1 didn't.
Now they moved to the "unlimited PTO" gimmick which has no right answer for how much time you can take off, so I follow the old PTO accrual schedule for my seniority as a guide.
What's wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.
Yeah that's fine, I try to use all my paid time off to, I just usually take it in larger chunks with family.
I've never worked on my birthday
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Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?
I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?
We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we're back 2nd week of January. Doesn't count towards the 30 days, of course 👍
Sounds nice, it's good to see some people receive better conditions
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1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.
2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/
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This picture is pure art. Holy shit.
I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza
Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.
That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.
I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.
What kind of pizza did you get?
Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?
That's a man considering a new career.
Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?
Because he had the day off, then came in anyway presumably because they called him in?
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A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.
... This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it
There's some wonkyness here, that's for sure. The major thing that makes this look legit is that the mirror is dirty and it has a correct reflection for the person's arm and the trashcan.
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And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.
This is the way. I don't even care if I can share most of it with anyone. Like a party or get together is nice perhaps but spending a week sitting around in my shorts, drinking garbage lager and playing vidja games from the past? 1 sick week out of the muddling other 51. Pretty good shit imo.
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