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[-] anton 35 points 4 days ago

The president can only pardon federal crimes, murder is handled by state law.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Could have told the FBI to not bother looking.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

He crossed state lines to commit a crime that could be classified as terrorism.

Sounds like a federal case to me!

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Depends on how officially he's pardoning him

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

This could work

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Or we convince him that it will improve his approval ratings for the election in November, and hope he truly DOES have dementia. Maybe he won't realize it's December? Maybe he forgot he's not running for a 2nd term?

[-] gjoel@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

Or convince him he's rich, I guess. He just pardoned a bunch of rich despicable people.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

An Irish man would never love a son named Luigi

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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