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[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 2 hours ago

I just need to share that this series of images caused a wild multiple-hour-long argument between two autistic people in a group chat I'm in, one complaining about the undue work caused by the 3x10 McNugget orders, and the other saying "nah man its fine plus this is awesome it means the guy is trying to be frugal!"

I'm talking thousands of written words poured into argument for or against this individual's actions, sourcing expert testimony from friends and relatives that work in fast food, and even harsh words questioning individuals' respect for fast food workers. I'm honestly surprised nobody left the group chat because of this late night battle of wits

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I think it's worth noting that my local McDonalds only serves Mcnuggets in packages of 10. If I order 40 Mcnuggets, they always give me four bags of 10.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.

If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes: :1000011193

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 7 hours ago

Same. I just watched this episode 30 minutes ago too

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 27 points 10 hours ago

Back in my day, we'd hack the local convenience store without computers. Walk in, stroll to the fridge, put cold beers in the inner pockets of the jacket and then walk out.

For some weird reason this also didn't impress the girls. They'd rather hang with the affluent fuck boi who paid for stuff with his parents money.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 11 hours ago

Showing off tech skills, sticking it to the man, and getting chicken nuggets? You're great and dodged a bullet with that girl. Find someone who appreciates you!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

Not to mention that the "date" was to McDonalds.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 11 hours ago

Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.

[-] crossdl@leminal.space 35 points 10 hours ago

I'm assuming they are just spinning up new Android VMs to install the app on so it looks like a first time install and eligible for some free nuggets promotional.

[-] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This is exactly how it works, although they've started trying to give you different deals ($1 instead of free, only works on second purchase, fries instead of nuggets, etc)

The app will ban both your IP and MAC address if you use it too many times, so make sure you can either create a new one (via a VM) or randomize it. (Via a custom ROM with MAC randomization enabled)

Don't ask me how I know.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Don’t ask me how I know.

😏😏😏

So, how did you find that out? 😏

[-] bier@feddit.nl 10 points 11 hours ago

I would marry you, if I where a girl

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago

you don't have to be a woman to marry a man!

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Are you assuming the scammers gender ?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

OP said it was a man in the title

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Uuhh. Ooh HHH

I can't say you're right so I'll nitpick ok? That was op not the Twitter poster

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The screenshot of the break up text refers to the tweeter as being a guy.

[-] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 6 points 10 hours ago

It's an incredibly cringey thing to do on a first date. Like he's a Tim Robinson character.

[-] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

I'd be more upset about the date being at McDonald's than him getting free food from an evil corporation

[-] KaTaRaNaGa@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

How to class it up:

  1. Display tech proficiency
  2. Donate to her favorite charity
  3. Share ill-gotten nuggets
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
  1. Kick the second date up a notch and go to Arby's.
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 hours ago

"You know what I and Arby's have in common? We have the meats."

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[-] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Idk what s going through the girls head, or Wlis for that matter, but this would be a win for me

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 17 hours ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

ofc people are saying OOP is in the wrong πŸ™ƒ

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 56 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

As a straight dude, I'll date ya Eli. Absolute legend, showing character and something different.

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