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[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.

If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes: :1000011193

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 3 hours ago

Same. I just watched this episode 30 minutes ago too

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 6 hours ago

Back in my day, we'd hack the local convenience store without computers. Walk in, stroll to the fridge, put cold beers in the inner pockets of the jacket and then walk out.

For some weird reason this also didn't impress the girls. They'd rather hang with the affluent fuck boi who paid for stuff with his parents money.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 hours ago

Showing off tech skills, sticking it to the man, and getting chicken nuggets? You're great and dodged a bullet with that girl. Find someone who appreciates you!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Not to mention that the "date" was to McDonalds.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 7 hours ago

Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.

[-] crossdl@leminal.space 29 points 6 hours ago

I'm assuming they are just spinning up new Android VMs to install the app on so it looks like a first time install and eligible for some free nuggets promotional.

[-] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

This is exactly how it works, although they've started trying to give you different deals ($1 instead of free, only works on second purchase, fries instead of nuggets, etc)

The app will ban both your IP and MAC address if you use it too many times, so make sure you can either create a new one (via a VM) or randomize it. (Via a custom ROM with MAC randomization enabled)

Don't ask me how I know.

[-] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 5 points 6 hours ago

It's an incredibly cringey thing to do on a first date. Like he's a Tim Robinson character.

[-] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 34 minutes ago

I'd be more upset about the date being at McDonald's than him getting free food from an evil corporation

[-] bier@feddit.nl 8 points 7 hours ago

I would marry you, if I where a girl

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

you don't have to be a woman to marry a man!

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Are you assuming the scammers gender ?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

OP said it was a man in the title

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Uuhh. Ooh HHH

I can't say you're right so I'll nitpick ok? That was op not the Twitter poster

[-] KaTaRaNaGa@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

How to class it up:

  1. Display tech proficiency
  2. Donate to her favorite charity
  3. Share ill-gotten nuggets
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
  1. Kick the second date up a notch and go to Arby's.
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 7 hours ago

"You know what I and Arby's have in common? We have the meats."

[-] mdurell@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

What are you, Klingon?

[-] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Idk what s going through the girls head, or Wlis for that matter, but this would be a win for me

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 13 hours ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

ofc people are saying OOP is in the wrong 🙃

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