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Dentists (lemmy.world)

"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

"You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking."

Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

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[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 102 points 9 months ago

Not my joke, but a good one:

Dentist: When was the last time these teeth have been flossed?

Patient: You should know, doc. You did it.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 9 months ago

in reducing interproximal gingivitis and dental plaque

Good luck removing that stuff stuck between your teeth with mouth wash alone. Their method didn't even address that.

[-] PartySlices@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

That doesn't say flossing sucks, just that mouth wash is at least as good, but at least one is needed for good dental hygiene.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago

mouth wash is at least as good

Mouthwash has a couple of downsides.

  1. It does not discriminate good bacteria from bad bacteria. If you stop or delay treatment, you have a chance of getting a runaway situation with nasty bacteria.

  2. It does not remove plaque. If you stop or delay treatment for a while, bacteria make and settle down in to plaque. You're relying on dental visits to remove the plaque.

  3. Mouthwash does not remove food lodged in the gumline or in between teeth.

If you don't like flossing, I'd recommend getting a waterpic. Keep your tongue scrubbed and brush after every meal. Only use mouthwash if you start having funky smells / tastes / things seem off.

No cavities in 25 years. Unfortunately, the 25 years before that did not go as well, it took me a long time to sort out dental hygiene.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

You can't make me! No! No, nooooooooooooi

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't dream of making anyone do anything... Okay well, that's a lie but certainly nothing dental related.

[-] PartySlices@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I personally floss as well, I was just quoting the paper that the previous person linked to refute his claim that flossing sucks. And I anecdotally agree with your points as well, would be nice to see if there are any publications that support them though.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Hell, I don't even trust a single study anymore... This one was done in India under the pressures of not having enough dentists to cover their massive population.

The actual point behind it might be if you're not going to floss, definitely mouthwash

[-] leds@feddit.dk 3 points 9 months ago

Patient: last night (as always on the evening before dentist appointment)

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 46 points 9 months ago

But seriously, my dental hygienist is pretty rough because my permanent retainer grows tartar like crazy, but I've never bled since I started flossing daily.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 42 points 9 months ago

It looks years before my dental hygienist finally explained it properly for me.

Your gums are inflamed from fighting all the bacteria etc from not flossing. When your gums are inflamed, they're extra full of blood, so when you do floss, you bleed a whole bunch. It has nothing to do with "toughening up your gums".

I've flossed every day since and haven't had a problem

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Genuine question: the fuck is butler weave floss?

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Butlerweave floss: A special woven thread construction removes plaque from between the teeth and beneath the gum line without shredding or breaking.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 41 points 9 months ago

Never floss .... floss for three days leading up to dental visit

Dentist pokes around and makes my gums bleed

But I floss every day!

(this was me about ten years ago ... I floss every day now, mostly because I really, really, really hate seeing the dentist)

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

This, of course, is after the hygenist is done raking your gums with a prison shiv.

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

It's the third panel that really makes it lol

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

What's going on in the second one for the strands to diverge like that, though?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Pulley mechanism for more force

[-] QuizzaciousOtter@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

I don't get how is it that brushing is normal for everyone but somehow flossing seems to be an impossible task. It literally takes even less time. It's so quick and simple that it just seems dumb not do it. Well, to me at least. Clearly that's not a very popular opinion.

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Let me introduce you to my friend depression. It makes self care way more difficult :)

Unfortunately neglecting self care makes the depression worse, which makes it harder to do self care.

[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Is it a bad sign when your hygienist doesn’t even bring it up anymore? 😅

“How’re your teeth?” “Well…I’ve been trying to-“ “Right…have a seat.”

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 13 points 9 months ago

I decided during COVID to try to work on my health in whatever way I could get to stick. And I think flossing was my most successful endeavor. I did 2 things that really helped me ease into the habit: 1) I bought a water pik 2) I thought about what it is that keeps me from flossing and I let those things go. So I started off just using the water pik. I did that for about a year and sometimes I would forget, but I'd just hop back on it next time. Just doing this alone helped me to physically feel the difference in my mouth and after a bit, I didn't like how it felt if I forgot. After about a year I started using floss and this brings me to the things I needed to let go. I needed to learn how to use floss properly, but growing up poor, I would often get in trouble for using too much of something including floss. But some of my teeth are tight and I need a longer piece to get enough leverage. I also don't like being wasteful and didn't like using longer pieces especially since it's plastic waste. I decided to let all of those things go and just use big ass pieces of floss so I could learn how to do it properly. This helped a ton and over time as I got better, I used the water pik less and less and now primarily use floss every night. And now that I've learned how, I can use smaller pieces and also have switched to a more environmentally friendly floss. I would say this process took me about 2 years, but I don't have issues at the dentist anymore like bleeding gums or metal tools jabbing at me. It's made a big difference and helped me to look at other problems in a similar light: what's stopping me from doing this and how can I remove those barriers?

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Same thing here, also during the pandemic. Only difference on my end is I have also incorporated "Superfloss" into my flossing regimen since I find it easier to get under my permanent retainer

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

C'mon, where's the trigger warning for folks with dental PTSD?

Also I came to post the Mitch Hedberg joke, that's a classic 😁

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of when I had a transphobe actively jabbing my gums and blaming the "estrogen" for weakening my gums.

Thankfully that bitch did not stay there long.

[-] isaaclw@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I found a weird fork thing to hold my Floss. It made flossing a lot more bearable.

I always found itbhardto manuver the Floss around in my mouth with my hands. And I didn't like the disposable flossed.

Anyway. I can find a link for it if anyone cares.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna need that link bro. I'm the same. I have a tiny ass mouth and big ass hands. I also hate using the disposible ones because it just seems like so much waste.

[-] spicysoup@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

it's like this. not vouching for any brand this is just the first search result. I actually got one at the dentist today and look forward to using it because floss picks totally changed my flossing habits but I also don't like the extra waste

[-] Thanator@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Try Waterpik. A game changer. I could never floss but waterpik is fast and easy.

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I will second this, I could never bother with the effort that is required to do wire floss correctly but I got a waterpik and I was able to do it regularly. I'm now to the point that I can use the highest pressure level without causing any gum bleeding so it's still strengthens your gums because 10 is nasty (on the countertop model)

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I use the 10 setting to clean limescale off my sink. I'm pretty sure it could strip latex paint if you tried.

[-] prototact@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

Dentist basically doing their CrossFit

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Here's a joke my mom came up with,
"How often do you brush your teeth?"
"to-daily" (meaning literally just today but sounds like twice a day)

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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