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[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Her right thumb appears to be another finger instead of a thumb and also sort of morphs a bit into the pointer finger. It almost looks like it wanted to generate six fingers on her left hand but didn't. The chair has 5 legs and the concrete uhh curb I guess stops being a thing behind her and then it's just floor and railing.

Also two cups of coffee lmao

otherwise really good generation.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

ok but why does carakota go kinda hard

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Alternatively, start finding some other way to make ends meet using their super powers.

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Like he notices something or the person he's fighting says something and he gives a proper medical diagnosis then and there?

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, you just woke up from a midday nap. For a moment there you were a little confused about where you were; it must've been a really good nap. You curl back up on the bench by the broad window out of frame, where the sun was warming your cozy blankets. Just outside, the trees sway gently in the wind, and a herd of deer munch on the grass. Your eyelids grow heavier, and you settle for going back to sleep. There's nothing going on today, so why not? You deserve it. Soon enough, you fall back into the world of dreams,

GAME OVER

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

You grasp at what you thought was a key at first, until you realize there isn't a key there. Someone drew a key onto the floor with black chalk. In hindsight you realize you should have noticed that sooner, like before you even reached down towards it, especially since it's not a particularly well drawn key; you could say it's rather shit, and you can't believe you fell for it.

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Lizard insurance app mandates you give location permission, refusing access to the rest of the app otherwise. I have 0 intention of giving them this but so far have failed to find a phone number to call them (their mobile website tells me to use the app).

Until I find a different company run by living, real people, my current intention is to use the app to manage my insurance in the meantime. I don't want to give them my location, even if it's only while using the app, so how do I get the app to think it has my location when it actually doesn't?

inb4 just use a computer: nah. It's about spite at this point.

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Seriously I've seen a guy see a bunch of pixels and go "Idk but that reminds me of Mexico" and he was right. There's no way the three letter companies wouldn't want that kind of skillset, right?

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[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Imma need a full report and analysis posted on philosophy memes

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TL;DR no information about cause of death or why the parents didn't call for emergency services sooner. Investigators speculate that they didn't want police near their home as they didn't call for 4 days and the mother met them at the gate instead of the house. Miranda (child) dead on arrival at ER. Both parents arrested for first degree felony of injury to a child by omission. Per sheriff child was immobile after the injury and lying on a pallet.

Really fucked up parents these are. Some humans don't deserve to have children.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 83 points 8 months ago

what the actual fuck. isn't this borderline entrapment? how is this legal in any way possible?? actual police actually grooming a literal child, just to arrest him for doing the things they literally groomed him to do! holy shit this is unbelievable

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago

Who out here getting three girlfriend 😭

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago

It's possible someone drew this as practice/as a meme and that there's no sauce to be had.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

That one skeleton has a fucking cutlass lightsaber

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Pretty much yes. Some guy on 4chan made a post detailing why Vaporeon is the best Pokemon to have sexual relations with, and it blew up.

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no! I hope no one spreads this highly contagious disease to me by kissing me right on my mouth! I sure hope no strong, muscular man cuddles me tight and accidentally infects me! That would just be the worst!

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