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[-] emerald 4 points 2 hours ago

"It's one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?"

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

Not sure he does.

[-] xyz1195@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

This might not be true. Depending on where you live, your vote could be worth about 0.8th of what this guys vote is worth

[-] Homescool@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Casper and Cheyenne Wyoming have the 75k most powerful voters in the country.

They control the same number of US Senators as the world's 5th largest economy.

The fact that 75k can filibuster 40m is the peak of absurdity.

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

The idea behind wisdom of the crowd is that the people who don't know the answer cancel each other out. It's the reason why the audience joker on who wants to be a millionaire is so powerful.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 9 hours ago

Wisdom of the crowds works when people are making somewhat educated guesses. It falls apart though if everybody groups themselves into camps that either think A or B and no other option because their camp leader has told them that they think A or B

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago

If he's from California then my vote counts a little more because my state has less population. The smaller the state's population the more their vote counts.

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Wyoming has the lowest population.

Makes sense why candidates spend all their time trying to get these powerful voters on their side. Those 3 electoral votes really makes it the most powerful swing state.

Someone in Wyoming has more electoral votes to their votes, yes. And I believe that is the point you're making.

If everyone in Wyoming voted for Candidate A. Candidate A has basically the same chance of winning or losing.

If everyone in California voted for Candidate A. Candidate A has a lot better chance of winning.

It's more powerful to be able to vote in something that actually matters than to vote in something that doesn't.

You could just not count any votes in Wyoming and still call the overall winner 99.999% of the time. It would have to come down to 3 electoral votes tie breaker for their votes to even matter. Whereas every vote in California always matters.

Like in this last election. If Harris won every "swing state". But Trump could have won California and he'd win the election.

Electoral college has It's pros and cons but "The smaller the state's population the more their vote counts." Isn't true.

It's the middle size, "swing states", that the voters have the most powerful.

You aren't a drop in the bucket like California, but your state has enough electoral votes to actually swing things.

[-] sour@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It wasn't about how much the states electoral votes matter, but how much a single persons vote matters in the entire election.

If 50.000 people in California changes their vote it hardly matters. If 50.000 people in wyoming do that, it heavily influences the outcome of who wyoming votes for.

1 person in wyoming matters more than 1 person in California.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago
[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 60 points 1 day ago

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

[-] figjam@midwest.social 14 points 1 day ago

I'll admit there is a part of me thats relieved.

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Same, I was full. Ahh. That's better.

[-] Xtallll 35 points 1 day ago

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

[-] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 8 points 21 hours ago

No need to board shame him. He's just rocking with what he's got. It's not the size of the board, it's the motion on the pavement.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

You won't believe it;

Albert Einstein.

[-] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 177 points 1 day ago

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 122 points 1 day ago

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 90 points 1 day ago

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

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[-] Zron@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

[-] ziggurat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The dreads were magic, and you helped him free him self, and now he works a white collar job

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[-] aramis87@fedia.io 119 points 1 day ago

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 57 points 1 day ago
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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 65 points 1 day ago

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago

He has a skateboard though

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[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

He can't read, so that makes sense.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 76 points 1 day ago

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 54 points 1 day ago

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

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[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 day ago

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Following an ignoramus, who can't read and doesn't know mountains exist (?) .. Yeah, what a content, definitely worth the invention of Internet

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