The cheeseburger was invented in the rival neighbouring city of Cheeseburg.

Just in: Preacher very popular with choir.

Tenants better appreciate the improvement. If they don't, their rent should be raised!

We lost power since 1 am last night. Even though we're in a major city, we won't have it back till noon tomorrow.

Britain doesn't get hurricanes

In Genesis, woman was made from a man's body. So the physical essence is not immutable. And before that, the man was made from clay!

It's cause we're like the home guard, see! /jk

Huge diversity win 💪

This type is called Failgirl

I'm mental unstable. I need someone (like a vet) to put me down.

Conquering territory for Israel?

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