Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn't want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
Lady in red. It's a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.
"Look again."
looks
"Fuck, I wish you'd stop doing that, Morpheus."
Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.
Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.
She IS the escort.
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...
I wouldn't say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.
Nothing because I'm taking the stairs
"I can be done in 7."
Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I'm so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her "double-guns" on the way out
I don't understand. What's a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?
This is a joke about Einstein's form of the Equivalence Principle:
Thanks. Let's see:
The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.
And
"... in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration." "The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces."[11]
I'm just beginning to understand. I'm not there yet.
If you are standing in a closed box, there is no experiment you can make that tells you whether that box is standing on earth, or is on a rocket in space accelerating at 9.81m/s²
This has a bunch of interesting implications about the nature of spacetime
If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?
A hotdog is not a sandwich.
If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.
But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.
QED.
Going down?
This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those "you have 24hs with me" ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.
You don't have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
"Nice uhh, b-leather we're having, uh."
cry, drop my spaghetti and run out
The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
Tip my fedora and say M'Lady
Nothing, I don't like small talk with strangers.
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)
"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy
Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...
How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!
Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video.... For research.
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?
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