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[-] StrangeName@feddit.org 197 points 3 months ago

Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 72 points 3 months ago

Oh damn, in German, "Vati" is an affectionate form like "daddy", except it's the word stem of "father" ("Vater").

And wouldn't you know it, Christians also use "Vater" to refer to priests, the pope and their god.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜

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[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 146 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂

BuddyChrist

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago
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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 89 points 3 months ago

Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

There's more than the one who are (I assume*) boys, also I don't understand what you mean by 'would be too apropos', could you explain?

* I assume because I couldn't find much information about the side characters other than their names Fe, Xin, and Sky. All the references on the Wikipedia page just say their names and include the photo at most or don't even acknowledge them at the least.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 80 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.

Samsung Sam corporate comic

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago

Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 28 points 3 months ago

Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head

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[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that....

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago
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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can't be sure this was the primary use-case that the AI inventors envisioned, but it's hard to argue that it's not successful at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 3 months ago

Yes; "Luce" is Italian for "Light' and "Lucifer" is Latin for "light bearer". They are cognates.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

"Luz" is an incredibly common name in Spanish speaking countries. It means light. "Luce" means light in Italian, but seems to be less common as a name. Lucifer means "Light-bringer", and the myth of the light-bringer is much, much older than Christianity.

Old religions thought things in the sky were gods. Venus orbits closer to the sun than the Earth, which means light reflecting from it is extremely bright, but that light is only visible near sunrise and sunset. During the rest of the day the brightness of the sun overwhelms the reflected light from Venus, and during the rest of the night it's not visible because it's near the sun, so it's behind the earth. So, old religions talked about the brightest "god" in the sky, who disappeared when it got too bright or too dark. That led to the myth of the god who tried to be the brightest light and was cast down. That, of course, led to Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer.

I guess the Catholic church was giving its followers too much credit in their understanding of words.

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[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that was my reaction as well. It's so onion flavored I can't believe it.

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 44 points 3 months ago

Something something "the power of god and anime on my side"

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 3 months ago

How is this NOT the onion...

[-] loopy@lemm.ee 39 points 3 months ago

This is the onion-ness we all deserve

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[-] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 months ago

Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

I love this sentence so much.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Target demographic: lolicons

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

that's adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.

[-] Catoblepas 15 points 3 months ago

Oh god, I can’t help but see the reflection in their eyes as a hand with way too many fingers

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[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

it looks like if raincoats were hijabs...

Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

The dog shit on their boots is a nice touch.

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[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

No way they're going to regret that decision....

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Don’t worry, the R34 artists are already on it.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 3 months ago

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[-] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 44 points 3 months ago

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 21 points 3 months ago

Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

Her name is Light? Like the guy from Death Note?

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[-] noxy@yiffit.net 15 points 3 months ago

Child Rape, Incorporated really shouldn't, they really really shouldn't, they really really really just should not

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 21 points 3 months ago

but she's ackchyually 2,000 years old

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Ara Ara! Popu-Sensei is so kawaii!" /s Too bad there are so many cases where Catholic anime turns into the darkest type of hentai.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?

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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Hmmm.

Are they ignorant to the "art" that will be created inspired by this, or was that their intention?

[-] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 3 months ago

They're using childish cartoon characters to attract young children to the church. I don't think they care who does what with the characters as long as they get more kiddies to diddle.

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