Call me when they release a smartphone that rolls up like old school window blinds.

But is disappointed by them.

I just learned the word chestfeeding and I hate it.

Democrats have been playing by the rules and norms for far too long. Norms only matter if both teams follow them. Same thing with the rules. If Republicans will change the rules so that they win Democrats have to follow suit or make it illegal. When one side plays dirty, the other can either play dirty or lose. Moral high ground gains us nothing.

The planet is actually made of psychedelics, not stimulants.

Maybe I'm alone, but this seems fine to me. I think evangelicals should take a page out of his book. Spend less time being horrible, and crucify themselves instead.

Do people make friends on Facebook? I thought Facebook was the place old people went to learn new ways to be racist.

You don't need to. Just keep hammering away until you reach the cancer. Phase II trials start soon.

It's not a dumb question. Ladders are one of the most dangerous things people keep in their house, and making sure you're using one correctly is important. As to your situation, I think it would be fine to use an extension ladder. My only experience with extension ladder is using 28'-32' ladders to get into tree for trimming. I am not an expert on indoor use.

A lot of the deals on Black Friday are actually cheaper quality products. A TV specially made to be cheaper than the regular model. Less HDMI ports, lower quality parts. And the item/model number is slightly different.

This is one of the shitposts of all time.