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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[-] Catoblepas 145 points 5 days ago

The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.

Lmao, that’s great. I almost suspect the cases of severe nausea to be press baiting, it’s just a little too good.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago

The person announcing that people needed medical care is the spokesperson for the play. Very obvious PR bait.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

I wish they weren't all sold out, I kinda want to see it now. It's working! 😂

[-] tiefling 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If you're ever in NYC just go to The Box. You'll see the same exact shit, literally.

Though expect to pay $2000 for tickets at 1am on a Wednesday night because the venue solely exists to milk rich people

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 83 points 5 days ago

Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

Just your average choreographer 😄

[-] darkstar@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

"To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue"

Wtf dude

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia's chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!

[-] Korkki@lemmy.world 90 points 5 days ago
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[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

Title goes in square brackets, link goes in parentheses

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[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

🤔

I heard a short interview with the opera houses intendant (if I recall correctly) and he was pretty ~~unphased~~ unfazed by this story. He said that it was not uncommon that a few of the 1400 guests of the opera house get nauseous during a show especially on hot days when air gets stale...

Sounded like he wasn't convinced the nausea during the Santa performance was because of the play itself.

[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 days ago

*unfazed

"fazed" means "disconcerted or perturbed", just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Interesting, never knew.

Here's another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 days ago

Man, Germany has all the cool shit.

[-] Imhotep@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

~~cool~~ fresh shit

action paintings with blood and fresh excrement

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

unsimulated

seems like an unnecessarily extra word. you could just say 'included live piercing, sexual intercourse and blah blah..

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

why would you sign up for something like this if you're a goddamn pussy

[-] tiefling 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It looks like there were warnings in advance too

Visitors to the adults-only show were alerted in advance to a long list of warnings for potential triggers including incense, loud noises, explicit sexual acts and sexual violence.

FWIW, I'm a sideshow performer and have been in shows that were exactly like this (though I don't do full nudity or piercing). There's always a content warning at the top of the show. Though I'm surprised (but not) they allowed live sex. Even where I live, which has pretty lenient blue laws, live sex is a hard no.

Also, this sounds amazing

The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn't tell you?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

It's a matter of habit.

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[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

If you've never seen copious amounts of blood before, you might not know you're a goddamn pussy. I didn't know blood would make me queasy until I was trying to clean glass and blood from the floor before my dogs ran in to see the commotion as the skin on the backs of 2 fingers was flapping and undoing all my blood cleanup. It damaged something in my nail base, too, because I have a scar that ends at a permanent ridge in my nail extrusion.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you're a goddamn pussy

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 5 days ago

People in Stuttgart are too sheltered. In Berlin that wouldn't stand out in an average Friday.

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

In New York City, this is just your average subway commute.

[-] DrFuggles@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago

https://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/theaterberichte/mecklenburg_vorpommern/Sancta-Oper-in-Schwerin-Spiel-mit-katholischen-Symbolen,sancta102.html

look at this if you wanna know what the opera looks like. The fascinating thing to me is that they apparently put on several shows in Schwerin (predominantly protestsnt town in northern Germany) without much fuss.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Going to the Opera on Saturday, but it probably won't be this much fun. Shame.

[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

I guess there won't be a live-stream?

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 days ago

Sounds like there already was.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Is opera not about the maximal? I think such things absolutely require content warnings, but also that sounds like the sort of show I’d attend (and know people who’d perform in)

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I saw something like this at a goth Burlesque in the PNW, with a cheek piercing. I'm not sure what caused so many people in this performance to feel ill though, I don't see many details.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Once one person gets sick it’s human instinct to follow up.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe all the blood and shit

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[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I'm sure that's accurate and complete information, and not just a shock horror show fishing for attention.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Sounds like a fun time.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago
[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

and copious amounts of fake and real blood

Where did they use the real blood? I thought theaters avoid it because it's really hard to clean and it coagulates after being exposed to air for a while. (though fake blood is also really expensive from what I've heard)

[-] brognak@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

I imagine it's probably something to do with the live piercing, which I assume to be hook pulls? Needle play really icks some people out, but I don't know if it would be visible from an opera stage

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I guess Germans read about the fate of the Eldar & birth of Slaanesh and took that as an instruction guide.

[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Sounds like a Genitorturers concert!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Or a Crash Worship concert.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

LOL! They even have penguins (nuns) on stage.

[-] aard@kyu.de 5 points 5 days ago

Now I'd like a similar opera centered around Mohammed to compare the reactions.

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