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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a slow death for me, but a fast death for mankind.

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Now I'm not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you'd get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

If you're lucky.

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[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

The amount of energy it would take to punch a hole through the Earth would probably be enough to kill you from the moon.

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

"somebody is fucking with me"

The Earth is way too close, and I don't think a meteor strike on the earth, no matter how energetic, would look like a bullet going through an apple.

[-] remi_pan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe a piece of very dense matter (neutronium ?), at very high speed (relativistic) could do that ?

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I think any matter going fast enough would do that. In the fast going thing's perspective the earth would basically be just a thin membrane.

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah but the projectile itself would also liquefy. Maybe if it was something super dense.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

that's basically chemistry. At relativistic speeds the electrons of the projectile don't have play a significant role. It's going to be atomic nuclei hitting atomic nuclei and the time it takes to go through the earth is like two microseconds for the projectile going at ( 1 - 10^-9 ) c. Even that, I suppose, is too long for the particle beam to scatter momentum from fusing with other particles, creating gamma rays, creating exotic particles etc. But we could just always go even closer to c? (on paper)

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm Polish, so the same thing I say in any situation: "Kurwa".

[-] Daikusa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Such a beautiful language.

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[-] Jericho_One@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

But what about the stock market?

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

That triangular dust cloud doesn't look right.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah, all parts of this image are in an uncanny valley where you can understand how someone thought the image would read a certain way, but then also it doesn't actually read that way to me at all

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[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Try to contact the ship that escaped. The one that was being built in silence under false pretenses by people who knew the planet was screwed, but convinced themselves it was better not to cause riots by informing everyone.

Small chance, but the billionaire investors might want to pick me up as a novelty story, or to make themselves feel like heroes

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

"This is the SCP foundation, to all survivors give us five minutes."

Radio static for four and a half minutes

"Okay we are about to do a temporal shift to six minutes ago in a localized portion of space time, 05 council and the Foundation wish you luck."

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Eh, both permanent space habitation as well as generation ships are so comically far out of our reach that any effort to escape would be doomed. All the billionaires would have accomplished is that they'd die slower. Unless we had decades of advanced warning and even then it would be a stretch. Additionally, in the latter case there's no need to keep it secret. The world is going to end in 50 years just wouldn't cause as much panic.

Secondly, if you look at the picture, the projectile directly pierces the earth. So it would have to be going extremely fast to accomplish this. So chances are we wouldn't see it coming to begin with.

Thirdly, this sort of direct hit implies intelligence. So, chances are whatever wants us dead would then follow through to ensure they get any survivors. Or not, as I pointed out earlier, all survivors are screwed either way.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

*the general and president walk down the underground corridor

Sir, it's time to reveal to you where all the real NASA money has been going for the past 60 years.

Wait is that-

Yes, alien tech recovered from Roswell.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's not NASA money. NASA doesn't get any funding. It's all Northrup Grumman and Lockheed Martin that have the reverse engineered anti gravity drive.

The stealth coating tech on the G5 fighters is just what they allowed to leak to the public.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's not how planetary collisions work.

Earth's core is a solid ball of iron-nickel alloy as hot as the surface of the sun. Not even a huge asteroid could just go through it and come out the other side.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

The ball on the bottom right, is the earth's core leaving.

BTW, the book Seveneves is worth a read/listen. It covers a scenario of something very very dense passing through the moon.

I like the idea that it hit the core and knocked it out the other side while remaining in place like that one executive desk toy thing. Newton's cradle? is that what that thing is called.

Someone get Randall Monroe on this image, he'd do the math.

The thing that strikes me...the object hit the earth dead on, on the sunlit side, so the object would have come right out of the Sun or slightly behind. Like it looks like it was about 2 PM where the object hit. So the object would have barely missed the Sun...yesterday or so at the speed it would have to be moving to splat the Earth like a bullet through a melon.

I think to hit that hard it would need to be moving at a large fraction of the speed of light, in which case there would be a tremendous amount of nuclear fusion. Like, probably an exaton blast.

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The thing is Randall already kind of did something like this in his "What-if?" which talked about a diamond meteor hitting the earth...

And basically it boils down to: Either Galileo/Newton/whoever was the smart fuck that discovered it was right and the meteor would only create a crater roughly as deep as it was itself. (This if it could touch the core it would be at least the same size as the earth and the picture would look different)

Or it would be going fast enough to ignore most of all that classical physics stuff, phase through most solid material and blow apart every piece of the earth because it would have enough energy to completely overcome the gravitational force holding everything to everything else here on earth.

(Now granted, those were the two extremes and there might just be a perfect balance in between, but I'm sure as hell not going to look for it! At the very least because getting funding for the experiments is seriously difficult for some reason...)

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I started that book, because I was super interested in the concept, and I couldn’t continue after a few chapters. The way he writes women seemed very poor to me.

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[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[-] meathorse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Oh no... My stuff!

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

From the looks of it the astronaut was just out of the lunar grocery store starting to walk home for some dinner and down time.

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[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

silently take delight in knowing all my enemies are dead

I mean you've got to look for positives, right?

Do people have enemies? That seems exhausting.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Arch nemesis... only Arch users have those.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

shit, I didn't bring enough food

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[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Well I'm getting out of this uncomfortable suit!"

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Oh...

...

...

...fuck.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] t_berium@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

'Guess no brunch this weekend.'

or

'Haha, missed!'

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

One small uh-oh for a man, one giant extinction event for mankind.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
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[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Always look on the bright side of life🎶

[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ahh, beans!

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Can I shove that up my ass?

Yay! I can finally take the eternal nap!

[-] Lightrider@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
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