Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.
Your asshole will thank me
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that...
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I think this is the worst thing I've ever read
Thank you, and you're welcome.
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
Plus side, it's basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It's effectively pipe grease.
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
How much TP did you use to use? I'm usually in the 2-4 squares range, which is usually enough to get a clean wipe. I imagine I'd still be in that range w/ a bidet, I'd just be a bit cleaner. My trick is to buy non-crappy TP, so I don't need to double up (Costco brand is the perfect mix of strong and cheap).
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
💯he stole that from a public bathroom
“You can’t spare one square!?”
I don't have a square to spare!
Well, is it two-ply? If it's two-ply I'll take one-ply, one measly ply.
If you can fit it on your roll holder why wouldn't you? That's just good sense right there
Get the double length loo roll. Because of maths, it's not twice as wide even if it's twice as long, but you have to change the loo roll half as often. You will not regret this transition.
Someone's university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll...
This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today really wipes out the competition.
It sure ain't my university. Nobody wants to steal sandpaper so thin it rips before you even look at it
I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I'm set if it happens again!
~~Shopping in bulk~~
Stealing in bulk
You use it like a knife-sharpeners' wheel.
For the poop knife?
Behold! The UTIcontractinator!
Shitting in bulk i see.
Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.
so what is it from?
His work's supply cabinet.
Rock on, man.
Taking shit seriously around here
I mean if it's cheap I would definitely do that too
Yeah it's long but how wide is it? 4"+ or I'm out. Shrinkflation shouldn't be applied to toilet paper.
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