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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

Does that make me homochromatic?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

Yep, your rainbow flag should be in the mail. Unfortunately, all the stripes are the same color.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Hioooooooooo

[-] kubica@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago
[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

My dog has "sectoral heterochromia", which is 2 different colors in the same eye. Dog tax proof:

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

your dog is 3brown1blue. does he do a youtube channel on physics?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

you made me think for a moment i was on reddit ๐Ÿคฎ

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I'm deeply sorry.

[-] MacStache@programming.dev 27 points 2 months ago

Don't use chromia, switch to firefoxia!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I use Internet Exploria.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact, David Bowie had a very cool-looking and rare form of heterochromia:

Comparatively boring fact: I have a much more common and less cool form of heterochromia, hazel eyes:

Conclusion: David Bowie and I are nonidentical

[-] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

David Bowie didn't have heterochromia. He had a permanently dilated pupil due to an injury.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He might have had heterochromia due to an injury rather than congenially, but heterochromia is what irises of more than one color is called regardless of the reason. It's not a specific condition.

Hence hazel eyes and having one blue and one brown eye both being heterochromia.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

What's your go to pizza topping

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

How many is too many hats to own

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, wih a rotation of 24ยฐ53'24'', moves at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, if for the object, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

3,392,250 kilometers.

[-] babeuh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

No, and I wouldn't if I could.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Do you have heterochromia?

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago
[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Guys, we're here to talk about RAMPART.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 months ago

What colours are you eyes and which is your favorite

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Left is brown and right is blue, but oddly I have parts in both eyes that have a bit of the opposite color (i.e. the top of my brown eye has some blue). It's weird.

EDIT: Oops I didn't answer which is my favorite. My right / blue eye because it looks like the sun reflecting in water.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure! Here's a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it's inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they're homies.

Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That joke sounds really homochrobic

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Heterophobia ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’›

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Love my homophobic dog

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Then there's central heterochromia:

central heterochromia

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Downvotes for reddit dribble, but now that the cost of photography has gone down, I am in favor of more pictures explaining what things aren't. Like when you look up aardvark on Wikipedia, sure it could start with a picture of an aardvark, but why not also include at least a short list of things that definitely aren't Aardvarks?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those with heterochromia are no homo. Chromia.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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