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Why is everyone hating on summer? Im so happy now, when I think that in a couple of months days are gonna be 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp and cold I want to stop time.
Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.
summer's my least favorite because i hate heat, humidity, bugs, and tourists.
I can always put on warmer clothes if the weather is cold. Summer on the other hand, I can only take off so much without scaring children and getting arrested.
As for shorter days, the night time is the right time.
If only +10kg of clothes could bring out the sun, stop endless winds, make icy roads safe for walking (let alone running), and make the person wearing extra clothes really comfortable.
I get a feeling most people here just stay at home a lot and the heat makes that more unbearable. That’s why I love summer, as soon as I can I just get the hell out of the house.
The sun is my mortal enemy, I stay out of it and it doesn't kill me. Winter is far superior.
In six months I'm gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.
The cold kills much quicker than the sun.
Yes, true. But at least I don't have to slather chemicals onto my skin to avoid the nuclear hellfire in the sky giving me cancer. I know cold ain't exactly like happy fun times. But I prefer it over heat absolutely.
Yeah, but you have to supplement vitamin D, so there go your chemicals but into the mouth.
I can't say I've ever had to take vitamins for winter? The cancer orb in the sky can fuck right off.
Honestly, I see that as a win
Being hot makes me want to die.
That's basically it. 🤷♀️
I crave the rain and overcast days
The heat is miserable.
Spring is where it's at tho, for warm weather.
Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.
Jokes on me, august is the hottest month here in Texas.
Idk where you are in Texas, but it's been pretty mild here in South-Central. Humid af though due to all the unusual rain, but it's been keeping the actual temp below 100 for most of it.
Dallas here. Rain in July is odd, not as odd as highs in the 80s. We're back to the 100s tomorrow. That seems more normal.
So the opposite. Super desperate for her not to leave me alone in the cold and dark.
my typically cold province has been prone to 40°c thanks to climate change.
Summer can get fucked.
but the sun. the sun... I can't wake up in darkness. im like the walking dead.
I forgot other places have seasons. It's been summer for almost 3 months here
I ran across so many people today who had Very Optimistic opinions of how effective the single swipe of deodorant they put on that morning was. After about half an hour into my day I pulled out my smelly muscle rub stuff and put a dab under my nose.
Heat index over 100 freedom units and I'm still sad summer is winding down.
Edit: Not like it matters but why downvote a comment that says I like hot weather? LOL
As awful as it's been, last year was worse where I'm at. Last year we had 45 consecutive 100° days in a row. And that followed a 18-day 100° streak with a chilly 99° day in between the 2 streaks.
Summer is awesome here in Chicago. I'll take more of it thanks.
I didn't get a sunburn this year.
I do wonder how close to heat stroke I got at some points.
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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