Rule : 196

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

Told the baby before the 12 year old.

Classic middle child shit.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago

I think you misread that. The 12 year old is her baby.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 53 points 5 months ago

Which is quite old for a baby. Most babies don't get that old. A little known fact is that babies is captivity get much older than babies in the wild but still not as old as kids or teens or other human races.

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Orc babies can get pretty old, but don’t do well in domesticated situations.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

oop. i did~

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 68 points 5 months ago

"back to watching my game?!" Damn kids these days can't even be bothered to play their own games! SMH

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 5 months ago

It's cheaper ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 59 points 5 months ago

See, children are not born with Daily Wire subscriptions... Having weird hang-ups about other peoples' gender identities is learned.

[-] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"children are not born with Daily Wire subscriptions" is one of the most eloquent ways I've ever seen someone express the idea that children don't hate until they are taught to.

[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Well, young children discriminate against “weirdos”, like anyone autistic etc

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 24 points 5 months ago

My kids noticed physical extremes before anything. Of course they would have to point it out to me as loud as possible.

We were in the grocery store, and my three year old says, as loud as he can, “DAD! Look at that huge guy! He must eat A LOT of FOOD!”

Damnit, kid…

[-] sandbox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I mean, he must have connected getting fat from eating lots of food from somewhere, right?

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

I think it was cartoons. A lot of times the chubbier characters will eat more food or junk food.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Thanks for reminding me of my childhood trauma

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Traumas bros 🙌

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 5 months ago

as benign as popcorn stuck in your teeth

That is not benign!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

lol yeah, neither is gender expression even in an accepting society. I took benign in this case to mean like not family shattering, like it might be in conservative households

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago

Random thought, parent titles are gendered so what do enby parents go by?

[-] paris 17 points 5 months ago

It varies by person. Some use the word parent, some use mom or dad or both.

[-] rarWars 9 points 5 months ago

"Parent" works in formal settings, but it would be weird to have your kid call you that. Maybe just your name?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why go with "parent" when the combination of "Mom" and "dad" gives you "mod", "mad", "dam" and "dom"?

[-] rarWars 26 points 5 months ago

I don't think a kid calling their parent their "dom" would go over well 💀💀💀

[-] Fitzsimmons 3 points 5 months ago

some kids call their father "daddy" smh

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I call my dad daddy sometimes but that’s because I am not brain rotted (all of the time)

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I'm binary and I could go by mad several times per day, depending on how frustrated I get with them lol

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

"Birthgiver"

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

These stories make me incredibly jealous lol. I love my mom for doing her best to understand me and accepting me as I am but it took months for her to process me being bi .(I live in a Third world country) I feel like we are a solid few decades behind whatever point these people are in.