Incoming heart attack

You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

First thought: gonna need a nap.

Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.

Second thing: burger

Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."

coranary artery disease

On my period, I could eat this easily

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

"Eat like you have free healthcare"

They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

I need you inside me.

The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.

Put your dick in it.

Tums

Ach, my arteries!

I fucking desire it

America 🇺🇸

I could eat.

Cholesterol

If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal

Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷

... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀

My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.

Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

Needs ketchup and onion rings

heart attack

Ew

In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!

Tummy hurt

If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.

Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).

Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.

What Im saying is I'll only order one.

diarrhea

Ew

Would

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.

Donald Trump

One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.

Hamburger music starts playing

Good jaaaaab good jaaaaaab

Heartburn.