Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

Absolutely ridiculous

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

Ear diapers.

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

Of all the dick sucking moves you could do………… I am amazed at how eager they toss the salad.

I just....ugh

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?

"Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!"

See monkey do monkey.

Imagine what they would have done if the bullet struck. Would they have also drank the metaphorical Kool aid in solidarity? That would have been convenient.