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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was working on my own laptop in a cafe, and someone who was sat near me went to the bathroom without saying even a word, leaving their laptop open and logged in with company excel sheets up of whatever they were doing and I'm like are you kidding me?

I wonder if they expected me to protect it without them asking because I was working too and its like laptop solidarity? Either way, it was dumb on too many levels.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

Maybe they hated their company and thought you were a shady hacker who would abscond with it and ruin the company?

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

I guess I should stop wearing my black hoodie and dark sunglasses indoors

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, taking the laptop just let's them know you have the data. Grab what you can while leaving as little obvious trace as possible.

[-] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

They trusted you and it could be taken as a compliment. I'm definitely aware of others around me if I need to get up for a minute to get something.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I watched a great hidden camera segment a few years ago where strangers were asked to watch another stranger’s stuff on the beach. When a new person was sent in to pretend to steal the stuff, some of the strangers chased and began to fight the apparent thieves!

People are generally good (and I will continue to believe that especially because people are more likely to rise to the challenge if they can tell I believe that) :)

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

People generally want to be good, but they'll commit any number of atrocities if society says it's okay. Like eating meat and driving cars. It's pure, unfiltered evil, but it obeys their idea of what the social construct is, so they do it.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

why is okay for other omnivores to eat meat, but not humans ?

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sentience and the knowledge of it. We know automobiles and meat production are killing this planet. A raccoon does not.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You have eaten of the fruit of the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. A pig doesn't know right from wrong. It doesn't have ethics or philosophy. You do.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

👁👄👁 a valid point backed by arguments of a lunatic

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

What do they know-all these scholars, all these philosophers, all the leaders of the world - about such as you? They have convinced themselves that man, the worst transgressor of all the species, is the crown of creation. All other creatures were created merely to provide him with food, pelts, to be tormented, exterminated. In relation to them, all people are Nazis; for the animals it is an eternal Treblinka.

Isaac Bashevis Singer, holocaust survivor.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago

Me, who has problems remembering faces:

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

You didn't remember the strangers' faces and guarded their stuff 'till the end of days.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Either that or I let the first person take it who looks confidently enough to be the owner. It depends on the mood

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Guess people will start looking like the owners more and more, as soon as you start getting hungry.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like something the owner will say. I don't care anymore, take it and let me have lunch

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for guarding my stuff.

Lunch's on me. Bon appetit!

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Agents of chaos point to someone else's stuff and ask a stranger to watch it.

Then they go get popcorn and a vantage point.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

Oh no you di-uhnt!

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