Politicians keep trying to helicopter parent the entire populations of countries.

Making sure your kids don't go places online before they should, and have conversations with them about it once they reach an age where it happening is inevitable, is something every, single, parent, should do.

Not the fucking state.

And this has to be one the weirdest implementations of porn surveillance I've ever seen.

Wow good job Spain.

I guess this works because email doesn't exist.

I guess this works because file sharing applications and websites don't exist.

I guess this works because VPN's free and paid don't exist.

I guess this works because Tor, i2p, Freenet, and Yggdrasil don't exist.

I guess this works because torrenting doesn't exist.

I guess this works because black markets don't exist.

I guess this works because chat applications don't exist.

To be a fly on the wall of these government meetings where they talk about this shit would surely be the funniest fucking thing in the world.

On the plus side Spains teenagers are about to become extremely computer literate.

So teens learn about Tor & VPNs. This stuff doesn't work. The higher you put the skills to get access, the more they will learn. Nothing motivates teens more than access to adult stuff. Maybe this is really a tech literacy policy.

This government intrusion is brought to you by Surfshark.

"Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits."

Well that's a relief. For a minute there, I was worried.

They made this to send people from legal sites to illegal sites.

This ensures traceability through the public key as content providers will consistently receive the same public key when the credential is presented

What a ridiculous system. For some reason I expected that their efforts to offer an illusion of privacy would be better than the obfuscatory bullshit they've leaned on here in order to enable "traceability."

I hope it goes down so badly in Spain that the rest of Europe is once and for all convinced that such schemes to restrict and monitor the web browsing habits of every citizen are ineffective for their stated purpose, needlessly invasive of privacy and freedom, destructive of democracy, and can serve only as a prelude to totalitarianism.

Government giving you porn credits sounds hilarious.

Porn passport = Wanking license

Hmm. Driving porn viewers who value their privacy underground couldn't possibly have any negative consequences I can think of.

Instead of educating kids, it's much easier to... not, and invade their privacy instead.

Yo what the fuck guys can you not

On behalf of teen me and adult me, fuck off

No one expects the Spanish Imposition.

How many here want to bet that VPN companies lobbied the Spanish Government for this?

At least it will raise tech literacy among youth. If it isn’t as easy and would require some thinking that’s already better than 99% of homework.

When you are out of porn credits before the end of the month, you can go to the good ol' simulator:

What the fuck is going on with these porn laws wtf

It will be fun for one unashamed porn addicted user to keep making so many requests to this service that they break it.

"Javier, it's been 30 minutes since your last credit application."

"MORE CREDITS. CAN'T TALK."

If your worst-case scenario for lax online identity is that kids might watch porn... I don't give a shit if kids watch porn.

This is a privacy issue but it's a much much much less of a privacy issue than what the EU wants to do with that mandatory internet ID thing. This Spanish concept shows that you don't need complete mass surveillance like other governments try to convince everyone in.

It's easier to just use a VPN and pretend to be from anywhere else...

I don't think porn is a good thing, but the fact that even if you're an adult with a pass you are limited is pretty bizarre. this is on top of the fact that you are already giving up your privacy to view it.

Surely this will work.

What gets me about this is that, while it would still be bad, they could have mostly avoided the privacy nightmare here with some kind of Zero Knowledge Proof scheme, but the tracking is obviously part of the point.

Iirc Spain is one of those countries that makes you install a cert to use some of their government services, which they can then use to MITM all your https connections

Wait....I want to be "Secretario de Pornabilidad Social" or "Secretary or Social Probability"

I imagine my self going through all the SSN... Sexual Super Numbers to manage access and report usage.

1335346755 watched 6 hours per day of mostly vanilla doggy.

2356544677 more doggie

More doggie.... doggie again. But every now and then.... 1257678965534 watched 72 consecutive hours of BDSM where the sub faces downward into a hole in the floor where a camera.....then the last does the same and the video cuts to another similar one. We must report this immediately to the right authority!

And then when it doesn't work because of the laws of nature, they can block filesharing sites on account of porning kids up without requiring porn credits.