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[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

The woman is reportedly denying the charges saying during voluntary questioning that she was not aware that the suitcase is a vehicle that requires a driver's license.

When you start to realize that there could be too many laws on the books.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

The audacity of that woman!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago
[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 2 months ago

It seems to be really well thought out. Like the original meme is nice too:

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But would be a lot of paint that would flake off easily so the above design looks like it would work much better for a shirt:-).

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Bring back 1970s iron-ons!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

And clothing that lasts for ~~more than~~ at least one year, sheesh!

But were people allowed to say "bitch" back then? Truly we have advanced in so many ways!:-)

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah definitely not. I’d have been grounded for weeks even in the 80s.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

This is when you would respond "Bitch, I said what I said" (Doja Cat, Paint the Town Red), right?! Hrmm.... me neither:-P.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

I was on the tail end of kids still getting spanked or worse (last of the gen Xers).

My cousins still had a paddle with holes in it that made a terrible whistling sound before it got you. Their dad was a southerner though was always the excuse.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Nowadays kids parent the previous generation so I'm not entirely certain that things are "better". Probably yes in some ways, worse in others:-|.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Carrying on on her carry on, like a carrion.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

That's not really a suit case though. That's a foldable bike.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I guess you are right, my bad. Still the commercial for it is hilarious.

[-] sickhack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] hark@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This is the purest form of battery-on-wheels I can imagine and I find this highly amusing.

[-] princessnorah 7 points 2 months ago

Except the one Marques has can go 15mph, or about 24kph, almost twice that of the one in the article.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[-] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

It has a max speed of 13 kph, that's practically crawling. And she was on a sidewalk. This is just much ado about nothing

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Since wind does riding an ebike require a license?

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 months ago

If it can accelerate without pedal-assist, it's not an ebike in many jurisdictions, likely including Japan.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Japan might not have a category for e-bikes. The article says the suitcase was considered a motorbike.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Since legislators realized that mopeds had been invented.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Smh that's clearly a class 0.5 ebike and drivers just need to share the road /s

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