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Shoe Penis rule. (lemmy.world)

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago

Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

[-] germanatlas 43 points 5 months ago

Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Sorry, no. I don't see cheese on the list

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

The cheese is currently...hidden.

[-] TheFool@infosec.pub 10 points 5 months ago

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] germanatlas 12 points 5 months ago

👉👈

[-] Junkhead@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago

with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 77 points 5 months ago

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 5 months ago

I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

I'm thinking oi.

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[-] Seraph@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

...or vaginal secretions

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

"I want to get your eggy wet"

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[-] scrion@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago

Brian Disease

Who's Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Dyslexia

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Brian's disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it's kinda freaky he ended up with it.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Brian IS the disease.

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[-] polonius-rex@kbin.run 48 points 5 months ago

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

How did you come up with your band name?

Well, my Dad was using the toilet...

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 38 points 5 months ago

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

[-] Andonyx@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

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[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

Some ain’t so bad

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago

Brian Disease seems like a winner

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

e: This guy gets it.

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

shit/shit/shit 100%!

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Already taken. It's what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven't to imagine it is also taken.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 5 months ago

I like Brian Disease.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Damn guess I'm the one who liked Diet of Worms

[-] Kit 9 points 5 months ago

Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

[-] PhenolFight 24 points 5 months ago

Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Brian Disease too

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

[-] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 5 months ago

Löded Diper

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Diet of Worms is a dope name

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.

PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Brian disease is not bad too.

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[-] Actionschnils@feddit.de 9 points 5 months ago

Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Hatman is acceptable

[-] clark@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Hat Man is out of the question then?

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Grand Dad

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hat man / Hatman

A man who wears a hat / a hat who is a man

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