I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…
I’m waiting for when he finally unzips his human suit and the lizard jumps out. “Screw you MAGA suckers! We were the lizard people all along.”
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to
This has already been happening on the Web for quite some time. For example Microsoft Clarity records everything you do on those dodgy Web sites you visit. And they assign a universal identifier to you that can be correlated with the IDs Google and your device have already created and broadcast to profile you.
And you think “oh but I use x, y, and z to prevent tracking”. Guess what: They make your browser do nonsense tasks in the background to benchmark your hardware and then assign a UUID to you based on that.
The only thing that can help this situation is privacy legislation with real teeth.
It’s a conspiracy by Big Dairy to keep us udderly focused.
Same crowd that hates democracy because it sounds like “Democrat”.
Has it shriveled, or has it slightly declined? You can’t have both.
I’m decades younger than Biden and I have trouble recalling the exact dates of my family members’ deaths. Because I never try to remember their deaths. Their lives are what mattered.
QAnon: “Looks like sound reasoning to us.”
tfw at the end he grabs the pliers with both hands 😬😬😬
We should sell tickets.