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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 137 points 1 year ago

Dare I ask what “cluster b” means?

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 115 points 1 year ago

Cluster B personality disorders are characterized by dramatic, emotional, or erratic behaviors, and difficulties regulating emotions and behavior.

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 year ago

Thanks, this entire post makes more sense now.

Although I gotta ask, at that point is it possible OP also has some issues...?

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Very plausible. Sometimes this happens to people who grow up with family who have cluster b personality disorders. It's like they're conditioned to be good partners to people who have it. Ask me how I know.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Mother had BPD, possibly ASPD, brother had NPD. I have a tendency to attract people who suffered intense childhood trauma.

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sameee. It sounds bad but honestly I think it's done a lot in the way of building mental fortitude

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago

Is it possible? Dude rejected a woman for having "a blown up vagina" and taking "too much birth control".... Those aren't real things and they're a good sign that OP has some real incel mentality. It's quite possible he's being an ass then when his partner reacts emotionally he says "cluster b, blown up vagina, too much birth control" and leaves.

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

In the main mental health manual called the DSM there is a category of personality disorders, and cluster b is a subset of those disorders containing narcissism, borderline and histrionic personality disorders all of which share in common that they predispose the person who has them to act in "dramatic and erratic" ways.

[-] Wirlocke 18 points 1 year ago

Just looked it up, basically means personality disorders that cause people to act erratically.

Includes Antisocial-PD (closest diagnosis to the unofficial terms psycho/sociopath), Bordeline-PD, and Narcissistic-PD.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 year ago

If some random came to me complaining that almost all of the several partners he's had are all Cluster B, I'd immediately begin wondering if perhaps the issue isn't that they're all crazy, but rather that this random guy is uncapable of making the barest minimum effort to emotionally connect with anyone. If he also says shit like "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage, too much birth control", I'm simply just not gonna give him any benefit of the doubt.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 year ago

Due to skim reading, I didn't see where it said "vagina exploded because of clandestine dildo usage", and seeing the phrase in your comment made me reread OP incredulously. Yeah no, I agree with you

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

About sums up 99% of 4chan posts

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 73 points 1 year ago

What the fuck is “cluster B”?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

https://psychcentral.com/disorders/cluster-b-personality-disorders

  • cluster B: antisocial, borderline, histrionic, narcissistic

I had to look it up.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah so they had human emotions and mental health struggles.

When someone says "I'm a drama magnet" they are the drama. When someone says "I attract psychos" they are the psycho. More likely than not this chud learned the term "Cluster B" and just pounds that button on anything that remotely makes him feel uncomfortable.

edit: one, single, lone grump read this and said "We should be able to call females Cluster B whenever we want!" and slammed the downvote button with one greasy finger. I don't know why I find that image so fuckin funny.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah. If everywhere you go it smells like dog shit, check the bottom of your own shoe first.

It’s like those people that keep getting into bad relationships are damaged themselves, just like anon. Doesn’t mean the other people aren’t broken, too.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds like legitimate psychology incels gonna use this to sound more valid. The "blown up vagina" "too much birth control" are giant red arrows pointing at this. Sad.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Yea that entire green text read like an incels diary.

[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Is that not what greentext is by definition?

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, every once in a while it doesn't seem like it but yea the majority are.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Remembering that it's greentext and thus almost assuredly entirely fiction, the way he wrote this fiction gives insight into what he thinks of women, that they are prone to this really specific mental health/personality disorder is a reflection of him and his views, unless like... he left out the part where he was also a licensed therapist for each of these women and those were real diagnoses.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

When everyone you meet is a Cluster B, maybe you’re the Cluster B.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

"It smells like shit everywhere I go why does everything smell so bad no I won't look at the bottom of my shoe"

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

"Every girl I date is mentally ill" Wow that's crazy bro, have you considered that you are also mentally ill and an asshole to boot?

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

I reckon even a smidge of introspection would go a long way for anon.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Snakes in the head, snakes in the bed.

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

That sounds like too many snakes

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Something something plane

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Slightly related, I found out my brother's ex killed herself. She was the president of a pretty famous University in Canada (Waterloo). Feelsjpg

Related: https://snoo.habedieeh.re/r/uwaterloo/comments/16tjz9r/wusa_needs_to_tell_the_truth_about_stephanie/

[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Natually, women are more emotional then men. I don't know much about cluster B though.

If you think everybody's crazy, maybe you're the one that is.

[-] Nublets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Anon has self respect and you can’t help but respect it.

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