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unamerican rules (lemmy.one)
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[-] teddy-bonkerz@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago

The cool thing is, once you gain some maturity, you don't care what people call you.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

As long as they don't call you late for dinner. Amiright?

[-] HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are you calling me a liar?

I ain't callin' ya for dinner!

[-] Zyansheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Heh, teddy bonkerz!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

That's what a liberal would say

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've been accused of being an "enlightened centrist" when I criticize both Trump and Biden.

Except I'm criticizing them from way over on the far-left.

[-] Caitlynn@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago

Thats the thing I dont get about americans, you have a far right and center right party and some people there seriosly think thats thats normal??

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's like that astrophysics phenomenon where the spectrum shifts to one side. I guess redshift in this case since their more far right party is the red one.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The American Right: "We should subjugate and oppress anyone who isn't a straight white christian."

The American Left: "That seems a little aggressive, how about a compromise where we just oppress them a little bit?"

Actual Leftists: "What in the actual fuck...?"

[-] Hillary_Clinton@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

hello fellow liberals, i too would like to partake in leftist activities such as voting for senator bernard sanders (i-vt)

[-] RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 years ago

I’d rather be a lib than an actual insurrectionist traitor

[-] Strawberry 38 points 2 years ago

I don't think OP was at the Jan 6 riot

[-] RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Never know, you might have been there as well.

[-] Fibby@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure the venn diagram of commies and Jan 6 rioters is two separate circles

[-] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago

Who knew it would be capitalist supporters that would actually try to over throw the government instead of commies.

[-] Strawberry 7 points 2 years ago

Do you have any awareness of what goes on around you?

[-] RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

It would appear a bit more than you. But hey at least you tried.

[-] BNE 1 points 2 years ago

...you ok there, bud?

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You ain't done nothing if you ain't been called a red

If you've marched or agitated then you're bound to hear it said

So you might as well ignore it, or love the word instead

Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't been called a red

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[-] Blazingflames6073@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't understand half the american terms used for their politics

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Me neither. Let's have a tea party and discuss things.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I reply “Stop! Don’t talk to me! It’s contagious! RUN!”

[-] uriel238 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was recently on the receiving end of this when I implied I might be ambiguously LGBT+. The devout Christian with whom I was conversing disengaged because The Gay could be contagious.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Consider it as a superpower. Making idiots run away from you.

[-] BNE 2 points 2 years ago

Egg behaviour, lol

[-] Someboynumber5reborn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If someone called me the second one I'd say thank you

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

That's what only a cop hating anarchist would say!

[-] Casmael@geddit.social 7 points 2 years ago

I actually much prefer the Han Solo format for this stuff

[-] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Now I'm trying to think what would be the equivalent of the "liberal" insult in my country... We hear a lot of you're the "extreme left", just as bad as the extreme right. You're "outside of the republican/democratic frame". As in you're too radical too be part of the "polite democratic society".

[-] TwiddleTwaddle 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The "liberal" insult coming from a right winger would be used in a similar way to what you describe there, but to a leftist "liberal" is also an insult in a very different sense. Leftists basically use liberal as a derogatory for people that aren't far enough to the left. There's a lot of nuance to it in the way that the term is used now, but that's kind of the gist of it.

[-] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

We call those not far enough to the left "social democrats". And they're proud of it generally, since the term implies they're part of the polite/non radical democracy. So they argue those farther to the left are anti-democratic.

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

So what do you call a guy who delivers a trophy to a convicted child rapist, like Harrison Ford did?

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

What? Who is said convicted child rapist you are talking about?

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I think they are referring to Harvey Weinstein and the Oscars.

[-] Smorty 1 points 2 years ago

Being called cute

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