I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

I feel called out. I feel proud, but also sad. I feel proudsad. I feel prad.

Step 0
Empty the bottle.

The problem is, I have a lot of them laying around and nothing to throw them at!

If I did that long enough, I'd be tossing Nuka-Grenades and not mere molotovs.

A fine vintage

Oh god wish they aren't hurt by my cocktail

Geez, that shit's going to fire! Fire everywhere!

That'd probably have a vile smell when burning, damn