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[-] michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org 159 points 3 months ago
[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 66 points 3 months ago

I wish I had the patience to go and post this in reply to every tankie I've seen today defending the "honour" of this piece of shit in the name of Iranians who they've convinced themselves they can speak for (yet somehow never speak up for their best interests, only in defence of their "great leaders" interests, curious.. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„).

[-] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, western tankies especially can be very weird. Meanwhile, the actual communist party of Iran has nothing good to say about him.

Quote:

The only regret of the people of Iran and the families of the survivors of the horrific crimes committed by the mercenaries of reaction and tyranny, over the death of Ebrahim Raisi, is that the opportunity for his historic trial in the not-too-distant future has been lost.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 3 months ago

western tankies especially can be very weird

Right, and they call anyone who disagrees with them, even actual communists, "McCarthyists" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Seriously though, anyone who sees any reason whatsoever for communists to support the Iranian government mustn't have a single fucking clue what communism is about.. They're a fucking joke (if only they didn't go around giving leftists such a bad name)..

That's a fantastic, and not at all surprising piece of information though, thanks for sharing!

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[-] porksoda@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

What's a tankie? I keep seeing that term on Lemmy and nowhere else. I feel like I should know it by now.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 3 months ago

Tankies are people who claim to be communists, but who exclusively support authoritarians and their oppressive regimes, past and present, because these authoritarians call themselves communists (think believing Nazis were socialists because it was in their party name), even though their actions have nothing at all to do with communism, and fascists co-opting leftist language to gain power being a well documented phenomenon.

It's pretty easy to tell really: if a project is/was stateless, classless, and moneyless - congratulations, it's almost certainly communism, and those who support it are communists (or possibly one of several varieties of anarchist, like myself).

However if one or any of those conditions aren't met, and/or there is a single dictator or a small group of cronies holding on to power claiming they've been met, but the reality is clearly different - congratulations, you basically have run of the mill fascism on your hands and those who support it are tankies (who, as I pointed out in OP, almost always speak up and in defence of a "dear leader" but never in defence of the people themselves, because all they care about is the regime, not the people living under it).

In the case of the fediverse, there are a couple of dedicated instances almost exclusively occupied by tankies, who have made it their goal to essentially troll and brigade anyone who doesn't agree with their, frankly bizarre, views (calling it "dialectics" to make themselves feel better). They're generally easy to avoid though, by blocking individuals, or their entire instance.

[-] porksoda@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks for the in-depth explanation.

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[-] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 155 points 3 months ago

Alright, that one was pretty clever lmao

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[-] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 105 points 3 months ago

Let he who is without sin throw the first helicopter.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago

Fucking legendary.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 59 points 3 months ago

I've found a lot of Onion headlines pretty mid and uninspired recently, but this one is aces. No notes.

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago

They've been going pretty hard lately, it's great

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago
[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago
[-] finthechat@kbin.social 13 points 3 months ago
[-] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 3 months ago

And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

When Muhammad didn't go to the mountain...

[-] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago
[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 98 points 3 months ago

He was an evil bastard who was second in command of a regime full of human rights abuse that meddles in and disrupts the entire region on a scale that previously required associating with a British monarch. To the point that there is a lot of footage of the people of Iran cheering in the streets.

Fuck 'em.

[-] Zorsith 7 points 3 months ago

Thank you for that bespoke political/historical burn, that just made my day

meddles in and disrupts the entire region on a scale that previously required associating with a British monarch.

[-] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Imagine being this deep into propaganda

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago

God forbid a woman shows their hair, am I right?

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 59 points 3 months ago

Alright, I'll bite.

How are people misinterpreting the Khamenei regime's human rights issues (particularly against women)? And by "people" I, of course, mean orgs like Amnesty International.

Here is some "propaganda" for you to refute https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Iran

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

Wanna ask Mahsa Amini about that? Oh, you can't because she got killed for not covering her hair?

Brutal, isn't it?

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

he says while looking into a mirror

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Decided to glance into your comment history and phew, you are one angry little individual.

BUT maybe you have your reasons, many of us do. However, it's important to be angry for the right reasons, at the right people.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah, imagine being you.

[-] Belastend@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Awww, are you sad the butcher of tehran finally met his end? Have you ever talked to any Iranian about the IRR?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 43 points 3 months ago

Of course it's .ml

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

"How dare you talk bad about the Butcher of Tehran!"

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 21 points 3 months ago

poor taste like 'killing off your political opposition' poor taste or like 'plaid with stripes' poor taste?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Jokes are jokes.

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[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???

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