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I'm all for this.

I want to see Trump try to stand in front of lights and stage for an extended period of time. His dementia, incontinence and physical frailty will be exposed to all. Maybe a major stroke light will be on the cards as well.

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[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

The band Milli Vanilli was also announced as a performer, though one of its singers, Jodie Rocco, said on Thursday that the group had not been asked to appear.

What the actual f*** is happening?

My guess is that it’s another Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. Trump just says things and expects his team to make it happen. And he expects everyone around him to bow to his every whim.

The Four Seasons thing was because he announced that he was going to be having a rally at the Four Seasons. This was clearly in reference to the Four Seasons Hotel. But he didn’t have anything booked there yet. The hotel management refused to book it. So Trump ended up at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead. Because the alternative would be Trump being shown as a liar.

And this is just another instance of Trump speaking before he has anything actually booked. He expected all the artists to just bend over and agree to do the show, because that’s what normally happens when he makes demands.

[-] prole 15 points 5 hours ago

I bet someone at the White House emailed millivanilli@gmail.com or something, and the person at the other end thought it would be funny to fuck with them and accept lol

[-] elgordino@fedia.io 25 points 4 hours ago

Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping.

[-] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

What's next?

Millie Vanilli God Bless the USA Bibles.

[-] KiltedQueer@mstdn.social 7 points 5 hours ago

@Sumocat @Zedstrian With Rob Pilatus being dead since 1998 it would be just Vanilli?

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

There's two groups of people claiming the name Milli Vanilli: one is the original actual singers (including Jodie Rocco) and the other is ~~Pilatus~~ Morvan (plus supporting musicians). Nobody knows which group they were referring to in the announcement (though they had a picture of ~~Pilatus~~ Morvan) and, afaik, ~~Pilatus~~ Morvan hasn't commented yet.

Edit: Morvan, not Pilatus. Duh.

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

So instead of inviting the people who actually made the songs, this implies that they invited half of the duo who didn't make them almost 40 years ago?

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

Who do you think Trump would want: someone with musical talent, or someone who can look good lip syncing to old songs on stage?

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

By my math, none of them are going to look pretty up on that stage. They should just hire a pair of attractive black men to lip sync it all over again. Just like Milli Vanilli was back in the day.

[-] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Is that really surprising though?

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Not remotely. I think it couldn't be more on brand. I think someone offered up Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping. They were spot on.

[-] KiltedQueer@mstdn.social 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

I edited, apparently while you were commenting :)

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