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Been under 3 times. I think anesthesia is fucking awesome, it's literally time travel.
Need me under for 1 hour? 3 hours? I'll never know the difference. Will I wake up feeling like I've been mauled by a bear? Maybe. But I skipped the mauling part.
If there was an airline that would put me under for 9 hours of a 12 hour flight, I would gladly pay extra. Stack me in like cord wood, I'll never know.
This thought process is basically what killed Michael Jackson
Except when I'm getting a colon cancer screening, I'm also not trying to perform 90 minutes of singing and dancing on front of 50,000 people.
Thats the thing people that have never gone under or fainted cant conceptualize...its not like falling asleep, its a literal off button.
Ive fainted a few times in my life, as well as been put under, and its like one second youre doing thing, next second youre on the floor, and the funniest part is, at least for me, when I came to after fainting, I felt like I slept for 12 hours...like rested in a way that I never feel waking up from normal sleep.
This is what sleeping after smoking weed for years feels like. You just fall asleep and wake up like nothing happened. Almost never dream anymore, which can be a blessing for people who have night terrors.
I quit years ago because I was going to school for aerospace engineering and knew I’d need a security clearance at some point
Years of bottled up dreams rising to the surface all at once was WILD